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Sideways Sandy

Participant 1 (typ. Male) prepares himself by gently massaging the tip of his penis with fine grit sandpaper whilst Participant 2 (typ. Female) prepares the empty socket (eye) by placing four drops of four loko into the empty socket. Once all preparations have been made, participants align their bodies with the head at the feet of the other participant and vice versa in the typical “69” sexual position. Once both participants are in the proper positions, you are to be fully inserted and lie still for up to 6 hours at minimum. Full sexual climax is not to be achieved.
Full sexual climax is not to be achieved for the Sideways Sandy.
by MooseBalls July 2, 2021
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Sandy's Microphone

Perhaps one of the worst sounding things ever discovered by humanity. Rumour has it that it can't be used without echoing everyone's voice at least 5 times and that several people have suffered PTSD from it.
"Oh my fucking god what's that noise"
"Don't worry its just Sandy's microphone"
by The_Discord_Gang July 9, 2021
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sandy hands

Find people who could use an extra pair of hands cleaning up Hurricane Sandy Damage.
sandy hands org helps match volunteers with people needing an extra pair of hands cleaning up hurricane sandy damage.
by SandyHandsORG November 5, 2012
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Sandy butt

Condition In Which butt munches anything in close contact, such as night gowns, dresses, underwear and small dogs.
My sandy butt keeps eating my underwear, giving me a wedgie.
by Hotdoghotdoghotdiggidtydog August 19, 2013
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Sandy Towel

To have sand resting in ones pubic hair or on the pubic mound, making any activity extremely uncomfortable.
We where having sex on the beach but it hurt to much because of my sandy towel
by i fuckar tu madre August 11, 2011
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Sandy Brownie

The act of cunnilingus with an African-American woman on a sandy beach.
-How was you trip to Miami Jim?

-Pretty good, had a few sandy brownies.
by Miillard Hunt October 14, 2011
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Sandy Slap

When you spank someone at the same time you call them the sand nigger
"I was makin' love to my drunka and he done gave me a sandy slap on my ass."
by Guidette Negrisha October 15, 2011
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