Sexy Samuel

Acting like a Christian just to hide the fact that he is gay or asexual. Has a secret fantasy for a girl with a strap-on doing anal to him.

He is definitely pulling a sexy samuel, bro.

by Sammyboi69 March 19, 2023

Elijah Samuel Tongco

Elijah Samuel Tongco's are usually extremely hot, looking like a 6 foot black bodybuilder. Sometimes in his asian form, he can solve the hardest mathematical equations with only his yoyo. This man is the definition of perfect. Anyone who walks by will immediately stop and gaze at his beautiful assets. As a master of the martial art of rizz, he has claimed at least 4 women. He enjoys kpop and pulls TWICE members like he's pulling your mother.

OMG he is such an Elijah Samuel Tongco! SLayyy

by AnonymousDuck3969 March 21, 2023

Samuel

A dumb ass cunt teachers pet,is in eleventh grade but is old enough to get a job,failure and lives with his mom at 19

samuel is a dumb cunt

by yo mom May 31, 2023

emerald samuel

typically used to refer someone who is black and wears specs. A person from nigeria who lives in india. Eats other peoples lunch.

emerald samuel is mi fan

by rohitt shrrma May 31, 2023

Samuel Park

Samuel park is a person that goes to my school and is a goofy ahh man bro.

He exist's.

Hey, look! Its Samuel Park! I heard his girlfriend doesn't exist.

by Oversans June 5, 2023

Samuel

a major W. commonly seen with Andys and Abbys. a Samuel is a man that everyone looks up to, although he may dress like a total fag. he probably got knocked upside the head as a kid, but it's okay, because he's universally loved nonetheless. nobody will say it outright, but he's a chill guy. if you see a Samuel, go up and say hello. don't be shy! he (probably) won't call you a slur.

person 1: "there goes Samuel."

person 2: "who?"

person 1: "you know, that guy in the yearbook with the cool hair? looks kinda gay?"

person 2: "oh, yeah."

by doesNOTtakeituptheass June 6, 2023

Samuel Simpleton

Noun - Someone who will trade their dignity for kitty. A man who puts the hoes before the bros.

Also when a male is overly submissive to a female they like knowing they are likely to gain little to nothing

A simp.

She looked at me funny when I asked to split the bill. I looked at her at said “Look I ain’t no Samuel Simpleton, I got other hoes tryna take ME out to dinner.”

by Jay Money from the Trap June 6, 2023