campbell river

A small city in the middle of vancouver island on its Eastern coast in British Columbia Canada. It used to be once known as "the salmon capital of the world" until the salmon mysterioulsy dissapeared. the city, (known for partying because thats all there is to do here) contains a large healthy population of donkeys and skanks which seem to be doing better than the salmon because they are becoming predominatly more common. these skanks seem to have a lot of campbell river pride. when asked where they are from they answer "campbell river, wanna giver?", campbell river may further been known as "the donkey capital of the world" yet this still remains to be seen. Tim hourtons, local drug dealers, the Voodoo, bootlegger, and the real canadian superstore are its hot spots.

i was going to campbell river to go fishing but all i caught was the clat from some donkey slut who asked if i wanted to "giver"

by redstar November 21, 2005

Columbia River Snowball

An act of revenge that begins with shitting in a river and packing the pile like a snowball. Once the proper shape and consistency is achieved it can be hurled at the culprit.

Pat was tired of putting up with Rays taunts so he gave him a Columbia River Snowball.

by Thud Pickles March 30, 2009

Tonawanda River Rat

Any women between the ages 45-65 with bleach blonde hair, super low cut shirt and knows shes the hottest girl in that particular dive bar.

Dude why that Tonawanda River Rat danceing like a retarded stipper.

by gorcheck August 1, 2011

Mekong River delta mudshark

Generally an asian (Vietnamese, Cambodian or perhaps Filipina or Chinese or Korean even) female that dates a black guy.

I like Dave Chappelle a lot, and he certainly has a nice little Mekong River delta mudshark for a wife.

by boi1ermaker September 9, 2011

cry me a river

besides the awesome justin timberlake song, an expression that means i've been through worse, you're being a drama queen

person: omg my chihuahua is sick
you: cry me a river loser both of my dogs are dead.

by charliee September 6, 2007

72 virgins and a river of wine

Something Allah will give in paradise, if you strap a bomb to yourself and go blow something up.

Allah will give me 72 virgins and a river of wine in paradise!! *kaboom*

by Johny McJohnson the sixteenth February 1, 2008

Powell River

Badass place for gangsters and celebritys to hang out and get casually wasted ; similar to Mike Tyson... Ears, Dogs, and Lots of Crack and Meth...

Fuzzy Wuzzy Wuz a Bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no Hair Fuzzy Wuzzy Wasnt FUZZY wuz HE?

British Columbia...

Nice!, Where You From? Powell River, Wanna Give 'er?

WTF IZ A ZUNGA!?... gtfo

by nunyadamnbuisnessbetch April 10, 2010