Very cute unconditional love and attention from your partner while you go about doing completely normal and unexciting things. The kind that you can only expect from a pet that has completely subscribed to the idea that you are the center of the universe even if you're just watching a boring show. Puppy comes from the premise that the act is maximally cute and because often your partners eyes are particularly widened while they're in this state of infatuation. Commonly used on the West Coast of North America, particularly Canada.
by luh kuh duh tuh April 20, 2023
by Skatt Everest February 20, 2011
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by rynomuncher October 08, 2012
The nice way of saying you're sticking your poor dog in some veterinary dog boarding place for a few days while you get to enjoy guiltless trips across the country. Monster.
"Hey, we're just about ready to leave for the weekend beach getaway!"
"Okay, just let me get our dog to the puppy hotel first."
"Okay, just let me get our dog to the puppy hotel first."
by AdmiralofShe April 10, 2017
a dog acquired during the covid pandemic that was never trained/ taught not to be an arsehole. owner usually has no control or recall of the dog and its barely litter trained.
My mate got a lockdown puppy. The thing is now fully grown but was never trained, so it's a proper arsehole. It's badly behaved and spends the whole time trying to fuck my leg.
by BranstonBeans69 June 08, 2023