Pubes

Hair that grows on your genitalia when you go through puberty, thus named pubic hair. It is only a myth that shaving it will make it itchy - all you have to do is wet it, trim it and then shave.

My pubes got itchy in class today. Damn dirty jungles...

by 5675454854 April 24, 2015

Pube surprise

When a food server becomes angry with the customer and adds their secret ingredient into the item being served. This is the next step above spitting in one's food.

Tino: "I was a jerk to that vendor. I hope he doesn't do anything to my ice cream."
Brendan: "He was very angry. You probably got his pube surprise."

by afaraci12099 August 17, 2016

Pubes

Hair on ur dick or pus pus

Bro I have the biggest pubes.

by Dick liver February 26, 2021

pube catcher

Another name for the lint trap on your dryer

Your grandmother stayed the weekend, your turn to empty the pube catcher

by Cookie#3 October 14, 2016

Pube

Often used when describing how low health and enemy player is on a game, the term is usually used when the player is very low.

I shot him so many times, he’s on pube

by He’s on Pube March 1, 2020

Pube Plower

1. A person who masturbates in such massive durations, that his genital hairs begin to fall off.

2. A person with a genital hair plucking fetish.

3. Someone who is horny as fuck.

Example 1: "Holy shit, judging by that wad of pubes in that urinal, I think a Pube Plower has been here!"

Example 2: "I just found out that my girlfriend is a Pube Plower in bed. Sex is now a nightmare."

Example 3: "Quit going to strip-houses you fucking Pube Plower."

by Dr. Degenerate October 7, 2016

pencil pubes

1. the fresh shavings of a pencil

2. the pubes of a skinny person

*not to be confused with "pubes pencil"

While bored at work, Patricia shaved up a bunch of pencil pubes and then everyone started calling her Patty Pencil Pubes and then she had to clean all that shit up

by angie O edema November 16, 2018