poop marmalade

when someone pisses on someone else's shit and dissolves it into a orangish-shit like substance.

"The toilet's been broke all day and everyone been making poop marmalade."

by membersmarktp1 September 26, 2009

anal poop

The act of pushing a poop out so that it is sticking about a quarter to half way out of your hole, Make sure it doesn't break or fall out. You can usually tell how big your shit is going to be. Then suck it back up your hole really fast. It brings you a choice feeling. Try it sometime.

Best if you have a nice fat log brewing.

I enjoy an anal poop every once and a while and I am not gay.

by Laugh at poop January 12, 2014

runner poop

The time right before a race that your nerves outweigh your anticipation. No matter what, you have to race somewhere first to blast your load before they fire the gun.

Also, this applies to the general fruity, aromatic smell that wafts from the porto-s & alleys throughout the rest of the racing audience.

Oh man! I'm gonna miss da race cause I got runner poop

by dickyball June 22, 2010

poop smuggler

the process of shoving someone else's poop in your butthole to transfer it to another poop smuggler or preferably jonnie onufrak

jonnie onufrak was a predominant poop smuggler until his tragic death after smuggling poop into chuck norris's beard

by mustfa altajar August 1, 2008

Bubble poop

When you take a poop and see bubbles in your poop and your like what's that? It's bubble poop

poop

So a kid goes to the bathroom at school and poops and then he looks down. He had bubble poop. Then he goes to class and say to the teacher "I had some mad bubble poop today teacher"

by Bathroomjokes101 August 23, 2016

Poop Digger

Poop Digger, either talks a lot of shit, or smells like shit. Most of all these people walk like a penguin..aka waddles around. You can tell these kinds of people by looking at them. Pants down low, hat to the side, with their asses hanging out, smelling like shit as you walk by.

That kid over there must be a "Poop Digger" acting all macho.

by Fredricksin May 26, 2011

poop-on-bathmat

complete dissociation from social norms, can't party with the big boys, loses bowel control with over excitement.

desecrates on hostesses bathmat out of confusion caused by alchohol/drug combination. poop-on-bathmat

by the hostess needs new bathmat October 16, 2010