travel poo

The poop you take after a long day of traveling, and having not pooped all day.

Yikes, don't go in the hotel bathroom for at least an hour! I ate fast food and traveled all day, and my travel poo stinks to high heaven.

by phat_cartman February 9, 2010

Poo Jammer

A large brown tent with poo jammer spray painted on the side. Poo Jammer.

Homosexual male pushing poo!!!!!

Isn't Carl a fucking "Poo Jammer"....FAG!!!!!!!!!!!

by Seneeeeep! May 1, 2010

Poo Boi

Poo Boi's are a clan of smooth-brained aliens. They landed on earth 300 million years ago, their true appearance is that of a toilet and their brains are a soft, slimy, and mushy poo on the inside, this is how they gained their name. If you ever suspect anyone you know as a Poo Boi immediately call them out by saying "You're a sussy poo" and they'll shrivel up and show their true form.

"I think Jason is a Poo Boi" "Hey Jason you're a sussy poo"

by NotAPooBoi May 13, 2021

Fantom Poo

a poo which you do but you dont feel it come out, you just hear the slash, you then look in the toilet and it isnt there.

When you have a slippy poo (Fantom Poo) and it goes down the pipe on its own

by Tizmo January 14, 2008

Poo Johnson

A generic term/nickname for the odourous, slightly distant supply teacher which every school seems to employ from time to time.

"Our bio teacher sucked, and he came to class smelling like poo. Total Poo Johnson, man."

by abacab March 13, 2010

Poo Eagle

Council estate version of shite hawk

That Jeremy's a proper poo eagle.

by Gary Gilmore October 10, 2018

poo fizzle

The tingly feeling that surprises your butthole after a spicy donair shit into a five gallon pale

Son of a gun, I just took one hell of a spicy donair shit into a five gallon pale that left my butthole in a state of poo fizzle

by Shmag liquor October 26, 2013