Poo Johnson

A generic term/nickname for the odourous, slightly distant supply teacher which every school seems to employ from time to time.

"Our bio teacher sucked, and he came to class smelling like poo. Total Poo Johnson, man."

by abacab March 13, 2010

travel poo

The poop you take after a long day of traveling, and having not pooped all day.

Yikes, don't go in the hotel bathroom for at least an hour! I ate fast food and traveled all day, and my travel poo stinks to high heaven.

by phat_cartman February 09, 2010

Poo Square

When small little african niggers play 4 square in african dirt because they coons. Instead of using handball they use poo and dirt. The poo can also be a lunch.

Little African Kid : Wanna play some poo square?
Big Afican Kid : Yea lets play and after we can have poo square for lunch.
Starving African Kid : I dibs first bite.

by Poo Square African Kid November 30, 2021

insta-poo

An extreme flow of crap falling from ones anus.

Jesse Burgess had the extreme insta-poos in class and made a huge mess!!

by MadMan06 November 27, 2004

Fantom Poo

a poo which you do but you dont feel it come out, you just hear the slash, you then look in the toilet and it isnt there.

When you have a slippy poo (Fantom Poo) and it goes down the pipe on its own

by Tizmo January 09, 2008

shoe poo

Dog, or other, poo stepped in by your shoe.

I took my dog for a walk and stepped into his crap, and it stuck to my shoe, shoe poo.

by rockman49 December 28, 2011

Pre Poo

The poop you take before going out to party. You know it will be a good night if you take a Pre Poo.

"So glad I took that nice Pre Poo, bout to have a great night!"

by Iz 'N Max July 07, 2014