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Water my plants

A phrase used to imply a form or self pleasure; masturbation
The lofi music made me want to get up and water my plants.
by Chumbucket October 15, 2022
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Plant Pot Defender

Gay Bitch who smokes pot all day and is usually to busy for his friends and hates people, most likely a virgin on discord
that guys name is plant pot defender must be a homo
by Not TrevorBear123 January 19, 2021
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Water each other's plants

1. To maintain an office-relationship between adjacent plant-owners who water each other's plants in the absence of one or the other.

2. By extension, to keep each other company.
"I think they had a plant-relationship back in meat space."
"What do you mean?"
"They used to water each other's plants back when we were in the office."
"Oh, like kept each other company?"
"Yeah; but they literally watered each other's plants, too."
by Faiyoh5d July 27, 2021
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Plant

Someone whom, much like a plant, looks good however provides no value besides aesthetic to the room they're in.
Tyler: "Did you meet Todd's new girlfriend?"
Sam: "Yeah, I did. What did you think of her?"
Tyler: "She seems like a plant. Cant say he doesn't have a type!"
by Hu Flong Shit April 26, 2021
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plants vs memes

An epic memified of the original PvZ that is full of memes.
Person 1: hey, have you seen plants vs memes?
Person 2: Yeah, it’s so MLG m9!
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Plant

"hey whats that green thing over there?"

"Oh that's a plant."
by ImAlive.com August 31, 2021
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Egg Plant

Where anything that makes you look like an eggplant
Sergio Blanco is an egg plant because he where a purple hoodie
by Dylan Drye April 26, 2019
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