Ping Pong

A person that is severely mentally challenged in common sense.

Joe: hey Brad, Gary just said that 4x4 is the same as AWD
Brad: What a Ping Pong

by Pickle Wall March 26, 2023

iranian ping pong

When a man has both hands in his pants pockets and plays with his balls while standing around

Eric: Faresh, why are you always messin’ with your junk while we’re talking?

Faresh: haha we call this Iranian ping pong back home

by anonymous March 8, 2025

Ping pong

A funny word for table tennis because it sounds like the sound a table tennis ball makes when it hits the table.

A game mostly played by people who are looking for a sport you don’t have to move for (because they hate moving but like to make people think they don’t play games all day long).

Guy 1: Hey let’s play ping pong!

Guy 2: Hahah alright but why?
Guy 1: Because I hate sports but I want people to think that I have hobbies!
Guy 2: Hahah alright!

by spaghettilover69 May 8, 2018

ping pong thoughts

When your stream of consciousness jumps to contrasting topics in quick succession

Man, the ping pong thoughts are real after forgetting to take my Vyvanse today

by SlyAsesino May 29, 2022

Ha-ping!

Ha-ping is a word similar to the word "Yeet". It is used when you get something good, or score a certain amount of points.

Usually when bois hang out and finish a game, they say:"Ha-ping!"
Ha-ping, mate, you scored 10 points!

by Dami69420 January 4, 2021

ping-design

Edit something to have way too many effects.

Dude, you ping-designed that photo!

by bool_ January 22, 2024

ping pong

In a 2 male 1 female 3 some where the female is taking dick from one male and his balls are bouncing against her pussy and she's giving the other male head and his balls are bouncing against her face.

Person 1: Did you guys ping pong Kayla last night?
Person 2: Yeah we totally did her face and ass were bruised from our balls it was crazy

by phantmmm February 19, 2022