by Metallic Man September 25, 2025
Get the Pasting like Churchmug. by Socksssss March 3, 2023
Get the Progeny Pastemug. Definition:
A broke, balding, middle-aged man with a superiority complex and zero self-awareness. He’s got a wife he resents, kids he ignores, bills he doesn’t pay — and yet somehow believes 22-year-olds are waiting to DM him first. Lives off others but calls himself "misunderstood." Sends horny texts like he’s auditioning for a sex cult no one asked for. Thinks being horny = having value.
Signature Behaviors:
Slides into DMs with “hey beautiful 😏” like it’s still 2006
Claims to be “deep” while emotionally abusing everyone around him
Uses his wife's EBT card to buy Red Bulls
Gets mad when women don’t flirt back
Believes showering is optional but sex is a right
Known Aliases:
Fernando, Lonnie, Lon, Alfredo, Alfonso, Matt, Alan, Aaron, Reggie
(If he has two Facebook accounts, run.)
Symptoms Include:
Thinking his penis still has a fan base
Calling himself “real” while gaslighting you
Bragging about sex he’s not having
Fearing accountability more than jail
How to Treat:
Block, delete, heal. Then write about it so others don’t fall for it.
A broke, balding, middle-aged man with a superiority complex and zero self-awareness. He’s got a wife he resents, kids he ignores, bills he doesn’t pay — and yet somehow believes 22-year-olds are waiting to DM him first. Lives off others but calls himself "misunderstood." Sends horny texts like he’s auditioning for a sex cult no one asked for. Thinks being horny = having value.
Signature Behaviors:
Slides into DMs with “hey beautiful 😏” like it’s still 2006
Claims to be “deep” while emotionally abusing everyone around him
Uses his wife's EBT card to buy Red Bulls
Gets mad when women don’t flirt back
Believes showering is optional but sex is a right
Known Aliases:
Fernando, Lonnie, Lon, Alfredo, Alfonso, Matt, Alan, Aaron, Reggie
(If he has two Facebook accounts, run.)
Symptoms Include:
Thinking his penis still has a fan base
Calling himself “real” while gaslighting you
Bragging about sex he’s not having
Fearing accountability more than jail
How to Treat:
Block, delete, heal. Then write about it so others don’t fall for it.
“He’s not just a deadbeat — he’s a Creep Creeping Past Expiration.”
“He’s a creep creeping past expiration — too old to be doing this, too pathetic to stop.”
“Creep creeping past expiration — like spoiled milk that thinks it’s still got charm.”
“He’s not aging gracefully — he’s creep-creeping past expiration like an old sandwich someone forgot in the sun.”
“He’s a creep creeping past expiration — too old to be doing this, too pathetic to stop.”
“Creep creeping past expiration — like spoiled milk that thinks it’s still got charm.”
“He’s not aging gracefully — he’s creep-creeping past expiration like an old sandwich someone forgot in the sun.”
by Roxx Farron June 6, 2025
Get the Creep Creeping Past Expirationmug. When you insult someone because they're stupid, and they write or say the exact or almost exact thing back.
(What a conversation with a person who uses copy-paste comebacks looks like.)
You: Hey, what do you want on the pizza?
Stupid Person: Pineapple.
You: Ew, heck no. That's disgusting.
Stupid Person: No, you're disgusting.
You: Hey, what do you want on the pizza?
Stupid Person: Pineapple.
You: Ew, heck no. That's disgusting.
Stupid Person: No, you're disgusting.
by I'm The Only Truth April 6, 2017
Get the Copy-Paste Comebackmug. 
by Tazzuu September 5, 2020
Get the pastemug. Bluestars past has always been sad. While being a warrior ( Bluefur ) she betrayed the warrior code and had kits with oakheart, a Riverclan warrior. She had to give up her 3 kits to him and one died in the freezing cold. She was heartbroken and she would one day meet her kits on the battlefield. She later fulfilled her prophecy Starclan gave her, and became Bluestar, Leader of the Thunderclan cats.
Bluestars past is heartbreaking.
by MoltenClaw May 26, 2018
Get the Bluestars pastmug.