Panic Hoe

When the hoe you're smashing panics because she doesn't know when her man is coming home.

Fred: How did it go with Chloe man?
Jack: I don't wanna talk about it, she is a panic hoe

by Yoooooolmaooo June 5, 2018

Chicago Style Panic

When you're doing research for a paper and you read a piece of theory, and in so doing, discover you need to read like 30 other theorists. That feeling.

"Have you seen Zach recently?"

"Haven't you heard? He's got Chicago Style Panic"
"Dear God..."

by Zachschway June 9, 2018

period panic

When a guy gets nervous that his girl’s period is on verge of happening. And he knows she has very harsh mood swings. You dead, bro.

Bro, why you sweatin’? You period panicking?

by Master Rob Sauce August 30, 2022

Gay Panic

When someone who thought they were straight feels attraction to someone of their own gender.

"He glanced at this boy walking past us and completely lost focus. I think he was having a gay panic."

by Shibadeeboo April 26, 2022

Panic Prince

An extremely anxious and/or clumsy boy, used as a nickname usually. Trust me, it’s an adorable pet name.

Male 1: Gah! Please don’t hurt me, I’m sorry..
Male 2: You’re such a Panic Prince.

by blackbird23 May 5, 2022

Panic Porridge

When your pullout game is weak and you have to duck down and suck out the baby gravy before you get her preggo.

I had to eat panic porridge for breakfast this morning because the morning quickie was a little too quick!

by Wilskins May 6, 2022

Tech panic

Gay panic for technicians

I’m having tech panic

by Dr Fhil May 7, 2022