pen is

M Y P E N I S B I G

M Y PEN IS B I G I T S M A S S I V E

by WHAT IS THE MEANING OF RICE June 05, 2018

Pen is

Your pen is what?

P1: my pen is
(Silence)
P2: your pen is what?

by fuck off nosy ass prick April 18, 2021

pointy pen

What i shoved up your ass

You have a pointy pen stuck up your ass

by yeetmeworld May 18, 2023

pen merchant

A football player that only scores from penalty kicks, i.e. Pionel Pepsi

During the World Cup, Papa Infantino gave Lionel Messi 5 penalties and the dwarf managed to score four. He's such a pen merchant! No team in football history has ever been awarded five penalties in one world cup!

Vargentina, led by the renowned pen merchant Pessi, won the rigged World Cup of Qatar. This trophy will be remembered as one of the most shameful chapters of football history

by RationalFootballFan from Chile November 19, 2023

Pen It

physically crossing out an action or person.

Person 1: “Hey can you guys still come to mine tonight like we planned?”

person 2: “ Can’t tonight i’m busy”

person 3: “ Yeah can’t either seeing the girl”

person 1: “fuck sake just pen it”

by gushey muncher 2000 November 22, 2024

dap pen

When a fuckwit mispronounces dab pen

"yo bro can I hit the dap pen"
"it's dab pen you fucking melon"

by bigdogstevio June 07, 2024

stylus pen

Ink pen type

I bought a stylus pen to write with.

by PatJ May 17, 2017