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dude festival

A social gathering such as a party or concert where little to no females are present.
"Be glad you missed the party last night, man. It was a fucking dude festival. Nary a fucking girl showed up."
by GARY LOVES THE BACON November 16, 2003
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Milk Duded

First you cut a hole in the bottom of a popcorn bucket and insert a particularly small penis through said hole. Then you surprise your movie theater guest with it.
Tony went to the movies quite often with Medusa, but one time in particular he MILK DUDED the popcorn bucket. Not only did she not find it amusing, she didn't even find it.
by @Badmoneyslim June 10, 2019
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Dude Mode

When a chick decides she is going to give up lame chick emotions, and treat relationships how dudes do. This commonly refers to relationships with the status of "fuck buddies", "friends with benefits", and just general dude style hedonism. The chick needs to be careful not to let her emotions creep up on her, or else dude mode will immediately, and possibly irreversibly, be switched off.
"All my friends and relatives are asking me why I don't have a boyfriend, but I'm just in dude mode right now. I don't want all the drama attached to relationships, I just want to have fun."
by Stanistu1 April 12, 2013
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dudely noted

Bobo: That’s the last dab, dude.

Me: Dudely noted, dude.
by HumaneAnimal November 25, 2017
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Dude stick

Pretty much, it’s a penis. Usually only said when making fun of your best friend or your best friend’s ex-girlfriend.
Anthony likes the dude stick. He likes dude stick all night.

In that moment, she queefed on his dude stick, which quickly shriveled in disgust.
by Lbluefosho December 27, 2017
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Dude Pruning

Hardcore manscaping. Male hair removal/control/abatement.
Someone should tell Captain Eurospeedo to schedule a dude pruning before going out in public.
by Serindipity101 May 12, 2010
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stoner dude

A male who likes to smoke marijuana daily and usually wears tie dye
by Celly_belly July 30, 2021
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