jiz toast

The act of buttering a piece of toast with cum for someone to eat it.

She loved the taste of my jiz so much I made her some jiz toast.

by jimmybomm October 26, 2020

Butter and toast

A fake online graduation dinner that forces students to eat butter and toast while their school is trying to pass it of as an formal event to put a PR spin on their incompetence. The speeches will most likely contain pens and empathy.

How will we be doing graduation dinner?“butter and toast”

by Hellllldawg April 12, 2020

Toasted Loins

1. When a person has no second thoughts about performing an awkward social action, where the normal person would have to psych himself up for the experiance.

2. When a person does the same, but with a physically painful or difficult action, again with no forethought or mental preperation.

3. In simpler terms "Toasted Loins" is often used in place of "Badass". Not entirely correct as "toasted loins" is more a result of extreme social training, or in the physical aspect, being kinda thick.

4. Meaning comes from the idea that if your balls are all hot you get reckless an antsy. If you toasted them (omg ow) therefore, you would do anything.

1. "wooah, Rob just went up to that guy and laid him out straight. Did you see that?! He's got toasted loins, man."

2. "Man, punch that wall."
*punch*
"holy hell man, you'r loins are toasted!"

3. (INCORRECT USEAGE) "He just beat up that guy, he's so cool, his loins are toasty!"

by BigBadBad March 22, 2009

Toasted Sub

A submissive (sub) who gets stoned (high from smoking weed)

Thats one toasted sub...

by Sabrina Marie 87 December 13, 2020

Toasted Marshmellow

An African American who acts white, black on the outside but warm and googey and white on the inside

Yo, Todd is a toasted marshmellow

by HustleBaby August 24, 2023

Toasted Joey

When an absolute rocket melts marshmallows.

For an even cheekier version, add chocolate.

I’m going make some toasted Joey’s tonight

by Lucytherocket December 24, 2020

stoner toast

A delicious food made by cooking a bread product (or a similar delicacy such as Tostino's Pizza Rolls) in a toaster oven and topping it with a foodstufs that sounds good in theory but not always in practice.

Dude I got cheesy garlic bread and imitation lobstermeat in the freezer we gotta make stoner toast.

by Kevin M.D. November 11, 2017