by kai hay December 9, 2016

by The Craz Jaekan Heng December 15, 2021

literally the definition of a best friend. someone who will make you believe in friendship soulmates cause they made me believe in them. i love you with my whole heart and soul. if you haven't met him befriended him then you should, but don't get too close, he's MY best friend.
'hey d'you know kai pantaleo?'
'no who is that'
'you should meet him, he's a huge ball of happiness, but don't get too close, gabe will come for you'
'no who is that'
'you should meet him, he's a huge ball of happiness, but don't get too close, gabe will come for you'
by gabe krimleo July 30, 2021

by winterhayleblackburn April 5, 2019

Jian-Kai is my best friend pog
by KeyRan February 22, 2021

When a man applies lipstick to the base of the shaft of his penis, then draws eyeliner and eyeshadow on his pelvis. He then proceeds to violently face fuck a girl, when she pulls back she has a full make over.
"Honey, I'm late for work! I don't have time to get my make up on!"
"Don't worry sweetheart, I'll just Mary-Kay that shit!
"Don't worry sweetheart, I'll just Mary-Kay that shit!
by John Knows Best! August 14, 2010

by clearlyawesome April 16, 2009
