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Rob

A lover of many women. Regularly runs out of weights in the gym. Grows a giant beard to tickle the ladies with. Anal about cleaning his machines. Likes a chunky ass to eat. Not enough room in the garage to store all his bikes that he uses to get the ladies wet. Has very soft hands.
That cool fucker is very like that Rob guy.
by Rhapsody 101 September 2, 2021
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The blind robbing the blind

When you have a willing buyer and a willing seller and no money there is a hole in the asset market.

When someone ignorant tries to steal from someone else ignorant
Did you see any of the blind robbing the blind?
by Patrick the Starfish001 September 11, 2021
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Rob-shift

Verb: to shift directions, or roles very quickly ultimately leading to a better situation.

The situation shifted fast like a robbery. The inferior role was robbed, so the situation shifted.
I’m glad we successfully were able to rob-shift from the Bed and Breakfast to renting to a full-time tenant.
by NovaScotiaScotch February 7, 2021
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Rob

a beautiful man with huge long nipps. A wonderful aroma of sweat and piss. Gets all the women and men at Blenheim. leaves nothing for no one else. we all love him so much.
I have a throbbing rob.
by robfanclub September 17, 2024
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Rob

Speaking of Henderson... I really do think that was Dan Henderson who came into my job that one time... IT LOOKED JUST LIKE HIM! HENDOOOO!!! MY AUTOGRAPH!!! 😫 I can't believe it! I could have had him sign my tits or something what a tragedy! Hold on... Yeah, dawg he had the cauliflower eat and everything! I could have got a picture!! He was the first Champ-champ! HENDOOOOOOO!!!
Hym "So... You rob me... I stab a kid... Then... What happens? I'm not seeing how the progression of events is supposed to unfold... The greater good just... Happens? The hypothetical future is hypothetically better because you can selectively omitt people from history and steal their shit and gave credit to a retard? 20 million people × the people they told keep their mouths shut so Führer Peterson can play pretend golden prophet until he dies? All because? Jews evil and literally a racial supremacy schizophrenia cult? Christians evil because narcissistic psychopath worshipping incest cult? Because this is an undeniably good reason to murder your kids? Because molested by grandma? Grandma molested? Because made Harvard PhDs look like retards? It's GOTTA be one of those. One of those is the reason this is happening.... 😑 Hmmmm... 🤔 Maybe the God-murder... Because Joe Rogan rape? No... Better than everyone? Hmmm... I'll figure it out... It's gotta be something I did... But I'm not sure what..."
by Hym Iam March 7, 2024
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rob marsh

A Rob Marsh is a loyal friend, someone that will give you his all but expect the same in return. Worldly, and a main nigga of mine.
Well main, to me he's really like a Rob Marsh; we've known each other since childhood.
by Popples11 July 24, 2014
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