Life

A story filled with hilarious circumstances that leave you not know whether to laugh or cry.

Fork everyone and everything life is a bitch. Eat ice cream.

by Holyforkingshirtballs February 2, 2019

The Life

sexually promiscuous subculture, includes swingers, anonymous sex, sex clubs, internet hook ups, people who engage in sex without commitment or expectations of emotional attachment.

I have a very high sex drive and get bored easily that is why I choose to be in “the life” rather then in a committed relationship.

by BlueEagle1982 September 13, 2019

Life

A living hell. Life is torture. Life is like a timeline of mistakes either causing good things or even worse mistakes. The good things that do happen always are either forgotten or turn into something people don't care about. It all ends with the thing people hate even though it frees you from a curse, death.

Dude your life sucks!

by Depressed_Wolfie February 13, 2019

Life

Life = sexually transmitted and always fatal.

There is currently no known cure.

life

by Sirius-C February 19, 2019

Life

God's game of Sims. His creation of life that makes us all walkthrough a storyline he decides for us.

Person 1: "How is life going kiddo?"
Person 2: "like a shitty game of sims."

by Kenokai April 14, 2020

Life

Death is the only part of it you’re definitely going to have.

Life sucks

by Zooooooooooooooo March 25, 2019

Life

A shithole with no meaning

"Ugh, Sarah, wtf is life anymore"

by Coughehatislife August 22, 2016