Buy car drunk

When you are so drunk that you buy a car and don't realise you did until the next day.

You did what!! Fuck you must have been buy car drunk!!!

by Pocketjem September 16, 2019

Best buyed

Best buyed is when you go to best buy and you buy something and when you get out of the store you realize that you've been ripped off.

"God F#$@ I paid $2000 more than I should have... I've been best buyed."

by Peter The May 06, 2016

fucking mug god damnit its a good mug you should really buy that

it be funny please acept

example: get the fucking mug god damnit its a good mug you should really buy that mug

by Potateh February 18, 2022

not buy able

someone is not buy able when, they are tog ood for any reason to be purchased.

-your ass is totaly not buy able.

-he was so fine i couldnt even out a price on that boy.
-he is like unbuy able.
-that girl on the run way, was like so bangin i couldnt have enough money to run that.
-i am totaly un buyable.
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by futon shlemedong November 17, 2006

Buy a Dog

1.The act of buying a canine.
2.The act of buying a hot dog.
3.Tits in french.
4.The act of purchasing an object of adoration of a gay gangsta.
5.Shopping for chinese people.

I buy a dog everyday.

by Barfman of Baviera January 01, 2012