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New York

Statistically, 3rd safest city out of the 25 largest cities in America. It's as safe as Boise, Idaho, and I dont hear any of you ignorant assholes bitching about Boise.
Get a new city to make shit up about.
by JIMBO May 15, 2004
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New Lexington

"Where do you live?"
"B.F.E Ohio"
"Oh I know where that is,isn't called New Lexington? I got kin folk who got married there, to each other!"
by Elizabeth Spokane February 24, 2009
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New Levels

Adj. Used to describe something that has reached a new level of awesome. Can also be used to Amplify another Adjective.
"That Fitted hat is New Levels."

"My penis is New Levels Erect."
by Zach Paulsen November 5, 2005
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New Girl

In which a new girl moves to your school and steals the bad boy's hearts.
"ugh, she's like the new girl in books!"
by EmmyyGreyy14 October 3, 2018
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news feed

when someone is stalking someone but they don't want the other person to know it, they will answer awkward questions with "news feed", regardless of if the interaction takes place on facebook or not.
Christine: why did you comment on the status i made, like, a month ago?
Joey: News feed.

- OR -

Christine: why were you following me home yesterday?
Joey: News feed.
by Frescagazz April 28, 2011
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Fox News

A heavily biased conservative "news" channel that often appeal to scare rhetoric, unverified statements, and sometimes blatantly false claims in order to evoke anger and irrational fear among its viewers. The language used by its reporters is delivered at a grade school level; hence, this station tends to attract audience who are uneducated, irrational, and are unable to separate emotions from logic. The viewers of this so-called news station calls other news channels "fake news" while not realizing the hypocritical nature of their statement especially considering the fact that Fox News is the epitome of fake news in and of itself. This station has such little credibility that it is an embarrassment to modern journalism.
Bob: Damn liberals and immigrants are on a mission to make Whites go extinct.

John: And where did you hear that from?
Bob: Fox News
John: Yep, that explains it. I'm not even going to waste my time talking to you.
by efowefpwoa September 24, 2019
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Fox news

Rightwing Republicans who can't handle facts even if there put right in front of them. They think Donald Trump is never wrong and the best president ever. Fox turns everything against the democrats
by Fact checker 101 December 8, 2019
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