"Your slumber-partner will snooze silently during periods that you're up and away from the boudoir, but then he will totally 'saw logs' whenever you're actually cohabitating with him --- and wanting to get some shut-eye --- in the same bed."
Perhaps many instances of Murphy's Law of Snoring stem from the snorer's needing more space to "spread out", which he would have whenever he has the whole bed to himself; being more cramped can restrict air-passages and so on..
by QuacksO September 29, 2019
by Karlcockmccleave February 13, 2018
Dave: I got so drunk last night I slept with an ugly prostitute!
Ron: That was a man dude, you got Eddie Murphied
Ron: That was a man dude, you got Eddie Murphied
by NeighborhoodWriterman January 12, 2022
She is an amazing,smart,funny person who loves the color yellow. She has a really sweet boyfriend who loves her with all his heart. She loves marvel and he friends. Katie does gymnastics and also she is very good at piano and she is learning to play Perfect by Ed sheeran. Katie is a very Beautiful person but she can be vicious especially to mateo and nolan. Katies main habitats are : School,Her house,Gymnastics,He friends houses and at the beach.
by Neph1x June 23, 2021
by Muffin man 10 May 27, 2023
"You can stroll a store's aisles till Doomsday and never spot da item you want, but then, just as soon as you interrupt a staffperson to ask for help in locating said desirable, THAT'S when you will notice your sought-after item right off!"
While stocking up on food at a Super Walmart, I was looking for larger packages of Armour Vienna sausage so that I could save a few cents per can, but although I had thoroughly searched the surrounding areas on the shelves, I still hadn't found anything bigger than the small six-packs, so I finally asked a nearby employee if there were any of the larger packages in stock, possibly in the back room. Well, just as we were both walking back to the area of the aisle where I'd been looking, THAT'S when I finally spied the 12-packs that were sitting on the very top shelf! Guess that was a classic case of Murphy's Law of Customer-Assistance... ah, well, again, the 12-packs were indeed sitting very high up, so at least that was a plausible excuse for my not having seen them before, especially since the store usually doesn't even expect its customers to notice stuff that's placed 'way up there, anyway; that "lofty" location is merely where they store extra merchandise for replenishing the lower-down shelves when the stock there starts to run low.
by QuacksO May 15, 2019
it was by murphy's grace that our whole family didn't perish in that midnight fire while we were all asleep
I fell off a mountain but was saved by murphy's grace
I fell off a mountain but was saved by murphy's grace
by pepsipanda December 4, 2018