A person, be they mail or femail, that has an over abundance of body hair around their anal region. This often results in poor hygiene and the accumulation of entangled toilet paper snaired within said body hair.
How did the date with Jim go last night Jannett?
OMG Susan we were getting hot and heavy back at his place and he asked me to toss his salad . I had no idea he'd been walking around with a chunky mullet in his pants. I'm still picking the TP out of my teath!!
OMG Susan we were getting hot and heavy back at his place and he asked me to toss his salad . I had no idea he'd been walking around with a chunky mullet in his pants. I'm still picking the TP out of my teath!!
by Stubacca73 September 25, 2017
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Dude: He just came in
Bro: we’ll now he’s wanking over I picture of my Nan
Dude:*proceeds to shoot Mullet Wanker*
Dude: He just came in
Bro: we’ll now he’s wanking over I picture of my Nan
Dude:*proceeds to shoot Mullet Wanker*
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Get the Shag mullet mug.An amazing hairstyle invented by HOCKEY PLAYERS. The hairstyle was short in the front, and long in the back. (Business in the front, Party in the back) Mario Lemieux (Mayr-i-o Lehm-euh) rocked it.
Duuuuuuude, that mullet is old school!
by floooooow February 8, 2015
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Usually used when you see them and you scream it at them from a distance
Usually used when you see them and you scream it at them from a distance
"EX-MULLET"
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