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Carbon Fibre Mullet

Describes people (usually male sportsmen) who think their use of the latest gear turns them into desirable sports heroes. It takes the traditional low brow mullet to a new form… still business in the front and party in the back. Just lightweights in the middle (mental arena).
Look at my new ski gear… going to shred the hills man. Yeah, right. You’re a shoe-in for Captain of the carbon fibre mullet team, loser.
by Manney November 22, 2023
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Mullet hat

A kind of person who lives in suburbia, but acts like he lives in the America countryside. They like dirt bikes, cars & hunting. They also show a weirdly strong amount of homosexuality.

They’re named mullet-hats due to the fact that they’re usually seen with a mullet and red dirt hat combination.
They thought their suburban neighborhood was not a weirdly shaped farm. But then, the mullet hats showed up.
by Roasted beans December 8, 2022
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Hot Mullet Sandwhich

A sandwhich originating from the Panhandle of Florida includes business, lettuce, tomato, and pickle with a heavy party serving in the back. It may cause intense cravings for 80s rock 'n roll and horrible taste in style. It may also describe one's appearance when one looks disheveled or unkept.
That Hot Mullet Sandwhich had me craving Bon Jovi.
Thomas looked like a Hot Mullet Sandwhich today.
by walter23456 October 18, 2023
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Hairy Mullet Minge

A hairy mullet minge is a vagina that has incredibly long yet striaght pubes yet is shaved around the groin area,but just enough to see stubble.It can be found on any women as it is a style of pubic hair,but is mainly fashion not genetic but can be found on american hillbille women....obviously.
"eurgh man WTF! is tht!?"

"its my hairy mullet minge..its the style,u like?"
by Marc P November 5, 2008
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Spite Mullet

When a person gets a mullet in order to show hatred or to annoy a person
He did not want to take the pictures so he got a spite mullet to ruin them.
by rural-american November 28, 2020
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mullet chicken

When two or more dudes compete to see how long they are willing to grow mullets until only one is left standing.
We played mullet chicken until only Jerry was left. He won 50 bucks but was it worth it?
by duudebra August 9, 2015
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Australian Mullet

Like a mullet but down under. Business in the front, party in the back. To do it shave everything in the front pubis area above the lower base of the penis or clitoris. Leave everything lower to grow wild and free.
Since I learned about the Australian Mullet it's the only way I wear my hair "down there". It is very low maintenance but not a wild do nothing bush. It shows a bit of effort but no risk in cutting any of the extra sensitive bits for either of the sexes.
by troyboy4life March 17, 2024
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