This is when you hate your life because you hate your job. Typically this is a result of hating your boss and you often find that you rant and rave about how he should be dead or in jail. So what do you do? You secretly invite his mother to the office on Mother’s Day and sneak into his office and have the dirtiest sex imaginable. Fingers in the ass...everything. But then the job isn’t done. Once you send her on her way you shit in his pencil drawer at his desk. Big steamer.
Time to wrap up. Quietly tiptoe out of there and punch that time clock. You’ve accomplished all you’re getting done today.
Time to wrap up. Quietly tiptoe out of there and punch that time clock. You’ve accomplished all you’re getting done today.
“Hi, Deanna?” It’s Jim from the front desk. Listen your son can’t talk right now, he’s in a meeting. But Happy Mothers Day! Why don’t you come to the office.”
...then you proceed to step on her face while you bend her over the desk...
“That was amazing, why don’t you go clean up. I’ll be right there.”
Steer clear of the office for a little while boys. I just did us all a solid and Motherfucked The Boss . You mind punching me out? I need a cigarette.
...then you proceed to step on her face while you bend her over the desk...
“That was amazing, why don’t you go clean up. I’ll be right there.”
Steer clear of the office for a little while boys. I just did us all a solid and Motherfucked The Boss . You mind punching me out? I need a cigarette.
by Larry and Rex and Benny February 4, 2020
Get the Motherfucked The Bossmug. People who treat you wrong and/or only want you for your money(i.e.: a "friend", a neighbor, a relative, a nigger)
by SpongeRobert June 5, 2020
Get the motherfuckermug. Q: Who played this music?
A: Shon Motherfucking Olson
Q:How did he make that pool shot? I didn't think that was possible.
A:He is Shon Motherfucking Olson, that's how.
A: Shon Motherfucking Olson
Q:How did he make that pool shot? I didn't think that was possible.
A:He is Shon Motherfucking Olson, that's how.
by DannyNoonan89 February 24, 2019
Get the Shon Motherfucking Olsonmug. A situation where motherfuckers are being motherfuckers.
or the attitude of someone being a motherfucker.
Can also be referred to as motherfuckeness.
or the attitude of someone being a motherfucker.
Can also be referred to as motherfuckeness.
"I can't deal with your motherfuckness right now!"
"This motherfuckness is pissing me off!"
"Don't read the comment section, it is full of motherfuckness!"
"What kind of motherfuckness is this"
"This motherfuckness is pissing me off!"
"Don't read the comment section, it is full of motherfuckness!"
"What kind of motherfuckness is this"
by dibsonthis August 5, 2021
Get the motherfucknessmug. by Theguymandudeguy November 23, 2019
Get the motherfuckermug. It is one of two extremely crucial categories that EVERYONE will eventually take up residency...
A. The Motherfucker
Or,
B. The Motherfucked
**simple reminder**
If you must think about it... my magic 8 ball just told me~
YOU ARE THE MOTHERFUCKED.
Now that I just saved you a day of pondering and possibly whimpering about, you may want to hit up The Motherfuckers section and grab you some BIG BOY PANTS for a change!
A. The Motherfucker
Or,
B. The Motherfucked
**simple reminder**
If you must think about it... my magic 8 ball just told me~
YOU ARE THE MOTHERFUCKED.
Now that I just saved you a day of pondering and possibly whimpering about, you may want to hit up The Motherfuckers section and grab you some BIG BOY PANTS for a change!
by OklahomaAmazon81 January 29, 2019
Get the Motherfuckedmug. "he was a bitch-ass motherfucker"
by Stupid Af July 13, 2021
Get the bitch-ass motherfuckermug.