Monk

When you tell your friends that you are going to watch an episode of Monk, an American comedy-drama detective mystery television series created by Andy Breckman and starring Tony Shalhoub, with your sister but you are actually having incestuous sex with her.

"Hey guys, where did David go?"
"Oh he is probably monking his sister."

by ParteePopper May 16, 2020

Monke

An arbitrary manner of spelling "Monkey."
Derived from a recent trend of anarcho-primitivist meme, which advocates the regression of human lifestyle to a primitive, uncivilised stage.
Monkes are often mistaken for the ancestor of humans, which is by right the Great Apes.

Go back, I want to be monke.

by Pharaoh's Cupbearer August 15, 2022

Monke

Noun; This is the Monke from Roblox Arsenal. It is the monke with a banana costume.

The monke smoked my bacon last round.

by CordedGaming January 25, 2022

monke god

monke god means the god of monke. sometimes it is used for memes.

the monke god is the greatest

by jimmy dogfish January 10, 2022

paul monk

a complete dickhead that says rebel alot and is gay

that james is a bit of a paul monk

by adam dorrell December 9, 2008

what the monk

usually the beginning of an appeal when someone has brought false charges up against your monkey

What? the monk? why the fuck would he steal your apples, mr. shitt? he eats fucking bananas.

by marcopolio January 27, 2005

MONKE

MONKE

look at this MONKE

by why ahhh March 22, 2024