Certo Mode

When you find out you are about to get drug tested and you drink CERTO fruit pectin mixed in gatorade. If you time it correctly, your system will temporarily make your piss read clean on a urine test.

I applied for a job, but they require employees to pass a drug test. Looks like Ima have to initiate Certo Mode.

Friend 1: Idk what to do bro, my parents found a pack of joint papers in my car. I might be fucked.
Friend 2: They might drug test you. Wanna run to WalMart and get some gatorade? You might have to initiate Certo Mode.

by hiddenvalleyfaith February 27, 2019

NPC Mode

Only talking to people if they talk to you

“I’m going npc mode”

by Hqvoc February 5, 2020

kimchi mode

A dangerous state which a boy reverts back to a baby who still cries everyday, hits his parents, throws his rubbish bin, slams door, stomps floor, pound his table.

All that just because he can't play rocket league.

Activation rate: when the wifi is shit / he gets scammed / he loses a match / couldn't play with his friend

Powers:

- Superhuman Strength (to accomplish great feats as mentioned above)
- Scream-yelling (on par with Black Bolt's sonic scream)
- Superhuman Gaming Stamina ( it is estimated that he can play rocket league non-stop for 45 hours)

Ultimate Skill:

- Shifting blame ( he always find a way to blame others and complain even though it is entirely his fault)

A: Bro that kid just went full kimchi mode!
(Jordan throws chair)
B: Damn.

C: He's in secondary school bruh why is he still crying everyday

D: Don't blame him homie He's in pain He's in kimchi mode

E: my kid is in kimchi mode then he pushed and swore at me. What can I do?
F: There is nothing you can do honestly. You either get him his Macbook back or let him watch his Rocket League YouTubers.

Passive: Deaging (He can turn back into a baby ( or maybe a foetus even a sperm) )

by jordansucker May 16, 2020

Kitten Mode

when one gets so excited sexually that they develop the mannerisms of a kitten (e.g. purring, clawing, rolling on the floor, etc.)

When Dick told Ellie she was hot she went into total Kitten Mode. Who knew she was so into him?

by clockiewitch June 28, 2009

fatchick mode

A period of extremely prolonged undesired celibacy leading to impaired judgement (classic penis goggles syndrome) of potential mates that are quite overweight, such as someone with neckroles larger than your waistline.

Tom, "Ah man it must be the Irvine effect but I'm practically in fatchick mode."
Victor, "ah man that's terrible, but I guess you can tittyfuck her fat folds or something. Just squeeze the backfat together and you got yourself at least 3 more titties."

by niggman star33 August 13, 2011

Allah Mode

1) Allah Mode
The Islamic version of God Mode.

2) à-llah-mode
Serving anything with a side of Islamic extremism.

1) "OMG U INFIDEL STOP USIN ALLAH MODE!!1"

2) "I shall rush Bomb Site A for great justice and serve those infidels some AK-47 à-llah-mode."

by zhz January 1, 2009

Beast Mode

(a) Playing at a level where one physically and mentally dominates their opponents.

(b) An attribute of running backs that tend to come from the University of California at Berkeley.

"Cal is a beast mode factory."

"Football is a better sport because Marshawn Lynch and Jahvid Best can go into BEAST MODE."

by Lilbino September 14, 2009