Along no nut november, national grab dick and ass month will be taking place every november. Use this as your free pass to grab someone’s dick/ass. These are the following rules:
1: You are allowed to grab anyone’s ass or dick (boy or girl)
2: If you have not grabbed at least one dick or ass for the whole month, you fail
3: If you get arrested for sexual assault, just show them this and they will let you go.
4: Finally, you are not allowed to grab anyone’s dick or ass if they are under the age of 11
Good luck!
1: You are allowed to grab anyone’s ass or dick (boy or girl)
2: If you have not grabbed at least one dick or ass for the whole month, you fail
3: If you get arrested for sexual assault, just show them this and they will let you go.
4: Finally, you are not allowed to grab anyone’s dick or ass if they are under the age of 11
Good luck!
*Boy: “Yo b, let me grab that still”
*Girl: “Wtf are you doing, don’t touch me”
*Boy: “But it’s grab dick and ass month” *Shows grab dick/ass pass*
*Girl: “Oh yeh sorry, go ahead”
*Girl: “Wtf are you doing, don’t touch me”
*Boy: “But it’s grab dick and ass month” *Shows grab dick/ass pass*
*Girl: “Oh yeh sorry, go ahead”
by lucascdf October 02, 2019
by ASSINBUMBUM November 05, 2019
by syafinaz? October 14, 2023
The LGBTQ+ and Furries Disappearing month is a universal month where the LGBTQ+ and furries will disappear and shut their fucking mouth. It happens on July, August and November.
and the world would be a little bit happier than before, and it happens every year.
and the world would be a little bit happier than before, and it happens every year.
Gay people and furries: Oh no! it's LGBTQ+ and Furries Disappearing month! The LGBTQ+ and furries will Disappear on July, August and November!
by pogman48484 June 03, 2022
National Squeeze Boob Month, a month where you can grab anybody (male or female)’s boobs with no concequences.
Timmy: *Grabs and squeezes Samantha’s booby.*
Samantha: Timmy what are you doing!?
Timmy: It is National Squeeze Boob Month silly!
Samantha: oh haha! *Squeezes Timmy’s nipple*
Samantha: Timmy what are you doing!?
Timmy: It is National Squeeze Boob Month silly!
Samantha: oh haha! *Squeezes Timmy’s nipple*
by MonthSpecalist October 19, 2019
stan twitter’s white boy of the month is when stan twitter crowns a skinny, attractive white boy as their king to obsess over for a month only then to drop him the next month when a new one rises (usually has brown curly hair with a few exceptions*)
*Ross Lynch for the month of December (he didn’t know what it meant and was going to google it so I defined it for him, you’re welcome Ross)
*Ross Lynch for the month of December (he didn’t know what it meant and was going to google it so I defined it for him, you’re welcome Ross)
Person 1: who was stan twitter’s white boy of the month for september?
Person 2: I think it was Cody Fern from AHS: Apocalypse
Person 2: I think it was Cody Fern from AHS: Apocalypse
by illumithottie December 05, 2018
Scarlett’s honorary pride month because she is so cool and gay! also she needs a reason to make pride month jokes
by gayandcoolgirl July 02, 2021