Skip to main content

Minecraft dog

The dog you left in your minecraft house 5 years ago, you should go and check he’s ok☹️
Please go and check on your minecraft dog.
by An average youngster. June 29, 2022
mugGet the Minecraft dogmug.

Xavier Minecraft

“Guys help Xavier Minecraft is staring at me”
by The silly billy #36 August 13, 2022
mugGet the Xavier Minecraftmug.

Minecraft 1.9

Release 1.9 came out on February 29th, 2016. This update completely revamped the combat system. The most notable things from this update are shields, attack cooldowns and the difference in weapon damage (e.g, Axes).

Despite it being a decent update, it had killed the game for nearly 4 years, and had sparked a lot of debate in the community about whether it was better or worse than the previous combat system.

Although the debate has died down a lot with less people bringing it up for little to no reason, whenever it's brought up, many people make the argument that 1.9 Combat takes no skill, while 1.8 Combat takes no skill, despite both versions having completely different combat.

No resolution to these arguments are really made as both parties decide not to think about the information the person they're arguing with says, or the flaws they point out about their preferred combat version. It is one of, if not the most controversial update in Minecraft history, besides the Beta 1.8 update, which was disliked due to the game having a main objective rather than being an endless survival game.
Minecraft Forums

TheLite_: Anybody else despise Minecraft 1.9?
JackPM: Personally, I prefer 1.9. Feels more like combat to me.
Masterexploit83: stfu idiot 1.9 is the worst updat ever
JackPM: You got anything to back that claim up?
Masterexplot83: i hope you die loser
Kelp_Shake: Yeah, I also prefer 1.9.

UASDGJAS1093MCa_: yeah me too
PopBob: Hey Guys
by Umbrella Guy May 13, 2022
mugGet the Minecraft 1.9mug.

minecraft loser

I'm the only person who plays bedrock edition of Minecraft in my friend group, thus I'm a Minecraft loser.
by sucmydik May 14, 2023
mugGet the minecraft losermug.

Minecraft Church

It is a Church that you go to to hid from the Immigration police. We Pray to Mr. Potatohead. He is Our main god. We Call him Daddy. Join our Church and Follow our Insta Minecraft_Church
“ quick i need to hide from the immigration police
“ let’s go to the Minecraft Church”
by Yah yeet yah April 13, 2019
mugGet the Minecraft Churchmug.

minecraft autistic

A Autistic Person Who Plays Lots Of Minecraft And Its One Of Their Special Intrests
by H4ll0w33n.carrd.co August 15, 2022
mugGet the minecraft autisticmug.

Minecraft Fanfiction

A story written about a video game called "Minecraft" that screws it up; usually written by people ages 7-10.
I wrote a Minecraft Fanfiction and I am now going to buy lots of vvvvvvvbbbbuukkkkkssss.
by HisnameisJohnCena69420 January 8, 2019
mugGet the Minecraft Fanfictionmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email