Max

Max is a fuckin mint guy he gets all the birds he could ever want and no one can stop him from shaggin the lot of them as long as there of age of course he has big bulging muscles and a cock with the length and girth as a banana boat

Ooo shag me now max u little stud

by NUTTEZ December 30, 2019

max

Some people just write about their own name but my names not even max. But max is a very stupid boy who just tries his best but cant achieve anything great he has a lover he hasn't spoken to and she's forgotten about him but he hasn't forgotten. max is just max. he's a boy. he's Dumb

boy 1: Is that max
boy 2: Yeah that's max, idk what happened to him, he fell off. Heard it hasnt been the same for him since last year
boy 1: cool.

by waste tbh December 31, 2019

Max

Max is a popular ass hole who wants to bring people down with him he is a fat teenager thinking that he looks cool but he is grimy and disgusting bitch

Wow max is and illiterate asshole

by Glaze January 2, 2020

Max

A person who has never been heard to ask

Person: “bro did you know—“
Max: “I didn’t ask”

by Bamnoodled January 14, 2020

Max

This guy will dry hump the sofa even though his girlfriend has consented to sex

Don’t be such a Max!

by B1G P1N3S January 29, 2020

max

a tomgirl who likes tomboys and think's that lead is so heavy that 3 people could not even hold a spoon full a max is can also not tell the difference between a rihno and elephant max his height is around 4 feet most people say he is not good enough to go to tournaments and max has erectile dysfunction

max has outism and is not as funny as pakal

by dummy thicc yeti pics February 1, 2020

Max

A huge Christian who dedicates his whole life to the lord but is a middle child who gets no love or attention and is usually forgotten by his family

You see max over there

by Ggh8max999888 February 29, 2020