"The Miss America" is a set-up surprise pose where a man removes his pants and underwear and tucks his dong ,(balls and all) in between his legs and stands with his knees pressed against each other while placing one hand either over his heart patriotically, or pressed to his cheek in an overwhelmingly surprised manner while using his other (slightly cupped) hand to perform the traditional beauty pageant wave...to unsuspecting buddies and those annoying door to door assholes of many sorts. It is usually follwed up with the proclamation of that buddy or door to door person you'd like to chase off with a ball bat being a faggot and the size designation assigned. This is usually pointed out to everybody around throughout the next 5 min. to 48 hours and specifically pointed out with great emphasis to any females encountered.
you should have seen them stupid fucking Jehovah Witnesses when they knocked on Armando's door and that big 7 foot tall bastard answered it with a big ol' smile doing "The Miss America" The shorter little fat red-headed retarded looking Jehovah Witness guy turned red as a tomato and damn near shit his pants, whatta fucking faggot...his Jehovah tote'n buddy looked like he just won the lottery, you could easily tell he was a gigantic dick lover. Though the short fat little red headed retarded looking bastard proved to be an even bigger faggot by calling the cops, big queer....
by Black Jesus knows how to dance January 8, 2020
Get the the miss americamug. North american mammal closely related to the walrus, known for its migrating bald spot. Its diet consists of everything & anything but the miss spencer has aqquired a strong pallet for children. These creatures can be found in local fast food joints or community high schools where they feed off children. The miss spencer is endangered. Wildlife organizations are taking steps to help preserve the species.
Miss spencer: The due dates are, um.. Up on the board, and if you did not do the project, then you have uhhh.. Missed your.. Opportunity.
by dr. tu-daë December 17, 2008
Get the miss spencermug. The university to attend if you think you are better than everyone else. If your an ole miss student you most likely party every night and try to be preppy. This is th place to go if all you care about is partying. But most of all this is the school that mississippi state can beat any day.
by Olepiss May 18, 2014
Get the Ole missmug. (btw we are not insulting anyone with this definition) "oh that face mask was a miss thickums" "oh heyyyyyyyyy miss thickumsssssssss"
by mrsthick February 8, 2018
Get the MISS THICKUMSmug. The University of Mississippi is a school that steals everything about their image from other people. The town is named Oxford after the city of the same name in England. The colors are stoled from Harvard and Yale (ironically, since Ole Miss is the polar opposite of these places). The mascot is stolen from the Confederacy. "Ole Miss" is actually a derogatory term for a slave the slave owner would sleep with in the Old South. Also, students at Ole Miss started a fraternity known as "The Rainbow Society." Gay? Extremely.
by datruth252525 June 17, 2009
Get the Ole Missmug. the ass holes of the deep south (louisiana mississippi & alabama); where your parents send you if youre not smart enough to get into any other southern school because you can buy the professers off (i swear they do this, how else did my dumbass uncle get an 'education'?)
by lsu cheerleader July 31, 2005
Get the ole missmug. A derogatory term which refers to the scientific community's search to bridge evolution's gap between chimanzees and homo sapians.
Nina - "Did you see that butt-ugly chick? She had the face of an ape!"
Kristina - "Yea, she was a real missing link."
Kristina - "Yea, she was a real missing link."
by Phil Fox July 29, 2005
Get the missing linkmug.