Dametus long

Da meat is long.

If your girl ain’t texting back 9:30 on a Friday night chances are shes hanging with Dametus Long, and ain’t coming back.

“Dametus Long over here with them sweatpants on finna make me act up!”

“My girlfriend hung out with Dametus Long and started walking weird the next day”

by Jeb42069 January 15, 2021

Long Bath

When a woman says she is going for a “Long Bath” it’s an opportunity to masturbate without the kids bursting in. Also known as “Playing the Welsh Banjo”

“I’m just off for a long bath love, put CBeebies on and watch the kids for a bit”

by ImSpike March 1, 2021

long shlog

the shit that stick up in the morning with a wet surface pulcing and cumming.

long shlog in yo mom

by he he he hui March 30, 2022

Long dog

To get screwed over, or Bogarted

I got long dogged at the DMV because I didn't fill out the forms properly

by Long_dog July 31, 2022

Chocolate long

The word chocolate long means big fat black cock. The fat black long tends to be over 9 inches.

Have you seen his hard chocolate long, it’s soooo big...

by Monkey Hole February 21, 2021

the long sell

A scheme, trick or a practical joke that may take days, weeks and sometimes years to accomplish. Usually done with bad intentions. Very few people have the unimaginable self discipline that it takes to perpetuate this ongoing charade.

In "there's something about Mary," the long sell pulled off by Norm, the pizza delivery guy is quite impressive. By pretending to have a broken back and using crutches day in and day out he is able to get up close and personal with her as his chiropractor. The count of Monte cristo holds the record for the longest sell in history...20 years.

by gator777 October 25, 2014

Long ankle

People that has small calves.

Damn man, your upper body is huge but you calves are so small they look like long ankles.

by EyDiZZ September 12, 2020