Lock n logs

Where you dock with another

I walked around the corner and them boys were lock n logs!!

by Dreamingofnightmares April 1, 2023

hobo lock

Any device that prevents hobos from taking shopping carts, hand trucks or similar device used by hobos to transport their belongings. Usually, once a barrier is crossed, the locking mechanism is activated, rendering the cart useless.

Man, this cart had its hobo lock activated. Get a different one.

by J Sin July 20, 2008

Roll Lock

When two fat people fuck and their rolls interlock in a inseperable manner. like the phonebook trick they do on mythbusters.
it takes two tanks to seperate them.

Dude....johnathan's in the hospital.
Holy shit! Why!
He got into a roll lock with jackie.
My god....

by Turbo John February 21, 2009

meat lockery

To adhere to the qualities of a butcher's meat locker. Not to be confused with meat locker. Noticeably cold.

While everyone was complaining of the 100 plus degree heat, I was in my cubicle where the air was meat lockery.

by Bestine September 28, 2008

pew locked

When you are trying to get out of church, and there are people at both ends of the pew that are not leaving, forcing you to stay. These people usually wait until the last note of the song is sung, or until everyone else in the aisle has passed before they leave.

If you get pew locked and you're in a hurry, you usually run into aisle salmon as well, delaying you further.

I was trying to get out of church quickly this morning to make it home before kickoff, but I was pew locked, so I ended up missing it.

by AugDog May 12, 2009

Lobby Locker

Someone who joins a game in most common circumstances Modern Warfare 2 to block slots so that several people in the game can boost.

The aim of the lobby locker is to fill the slot so that a random doesnt join the game and spoil the boosting session. The locker usually just roams the map without interfearing with the other people gaming.

Lobby lockers can range in numbers from 1 up to however many.

Hey John we need to get some Lobby Lockers for our boosting session later, lets see if we can get some

by Jaison Chamsine January 4, 2010

Media Lockdown

The period of time from when you turn your Mobile Phone, radio, TV and Laptop off and try to avoid all forms of Media before you manage to get home and watch the Sports game you recorded earlier in the day.

Richard "Hey, Charlie Bruv... Media Lockdown on Wednesday for the England game i'm recording?"

Charlie "AAAAH FACK YEH!!!"

by Unclerico1979 June 19, 2010