Bullet Loaf

A single nugget of poop that blasts out of the rectum at high velocity due to the immense backing of gas behind it. Similar to how a gun works. A Bullet Loaf usually results in maximum toilet water splashery.

Bro, I left a Bullet Loaf in your toilet. I'll pay the plumbing bull.

by Cherb Derbitt February 8, 2012

Banana Loaf

The act of licking raw banana loaf or cake batter of a naked person's body parts.

Joe got annoyed with Charlotte for telling their friends about the time he did banana loaf to her.

by Bingbang August 11, 2012

lemon loaf

A tyler that is mostly composed of lemons and bready-cake like goodness. Goes well with english tea.

Also served at Starbucks

A:"Awh man, I love a good lemon loaf."
B:"Yeah Tyler is pretty awesome."

by zaBaker December 27, 2011

Meef Loaf

Meat loaf that has been queefed upon nightly for a week.

Would you like a slice of Karen's delectable meef Loaf?

by Poopy butt distraction February 1, 2023

Loafing

the action of sitting with the appearance of a loaf

my cat is always loafing

by MiloTheFriend February 19, 2023

Bulgarian hog loaf

Hog loaf from the land of Bulgaria. Often times is so juicy and tender it melts in your mouth and leaves a coat of Bulgarian oxide. You have to wash your mouth for 1 hour to get rid of this coating. Is the most nutritious food of the 21st century.

Man, I tried Bulgarian hog loaf and it was so good!

by Bryce loves boobs November 16, 2023

loafing

you either like that or you loafing

Why n*ggas loafing ? , if you with your gang and your mans do some dumb sh*t he loafing

by jaydxn2tact January 10, 2024