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Lion Tongue

The Chicago slang for "Dildo".
I went into my wife's room and found a lion tongue smaller than my own.
by The Absolute Truth. September 8, 2016
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Lion

the gazelle (Dick) leaped in to the lion (pussy).
by The_Dick_Slayer July 25, 2019
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Lion King Porn

A Type Of Art Based On The 1994 Disney Film, “The Lion King.” It Is A Piece Of S***.
“Billy, Atleast I Don’t Make Lion King Porn Like You. Thats Why Your Dad Left.”
by lemons and balls November 29, 2023
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bright eyed lion

blonde bimbo who denies or manipulates anything that is remotely true and incriminating one’s self.
bright eyed lions sure is retarded
by pinchy1x August 11, 2023
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Walmart Lion

Toothless, overweight trailer park denizens who have found some small semblance of life purpose through an artificial affinity to the Detroit Lions football team. Primarily high school dropouts and meth addicts, these miscreants come clad in bright blue and silver-colored costumes meant to advertise their allegiance to a team they've never paid to see. Fond of denigrating other NFC North teams for supposed inferior concessions, the Walmart Lion is a rare example of the undereducated aping the customs of the snobbish "elite."
Yeah, he hates the Bears, but don't worry, he's just a burger-flipping Walmart Lion with a GED from Costco.
by MSU Zach R October 15, 2023
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LION

A transman who is polyamorous and gay. Specifically, one which is muscled, of a medium build, has long hair and long beard.
1. Did you know he is a LION?

2. He looks like a LION to me!
by Thelioninquestion June 8, 2025
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Lion

Omg its Lion!
by ALPOOP March 11, 2022
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