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The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe

A book where a bunch of hippies walk around and paint stuff. They eat lunch, and then they find a magical...camel...which they have to eat to stay alive. And that's pretty much it.
The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe is Eric Cartman's favorite book.
by phillyfan85 November 14, 2023
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Detroit Lions

The 2023 NFC North Champions. Not as bad as they used to be.
Fantasy Player: "Hey, who should I have as my defense this week?"

Other Fantasy Player: "The Detroit Lions."
by Portuzil January 7, 2024
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Lion Country Safari

Lion Country Safari is a Drive-Thru Zoological Reserve and Amusement Park located in West Palm Beach, Florida. It used to have other locations in Kings Dominion and Irvine California. However, those shut down decades ago.
Jim: Hey, want to go see some Ostriches at Lion Country Safari later?

Jam: Sure!
by Funky Games January 27, 2024
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Lioning

Refusing to use special teams; being overly aggressive in your game planning.
I watched my kid's football game last night where the coach just kept going for it on 4th down and failing. He's really lioning the team into failure.
by scholarly_lupine January 29, 2024
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lion

i want you to cum inside me and fuck me till im crying
lion
by obamaateslay December 19, 2022
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Lion Mess

A great soccer player from Portugal, his greatest rival is Cristian Ronald.
Did you see Lion Mess beat Cristian Ronald last night?
by arandomgdfurry December 20, 2022
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Lion kinged

When you cum and then you wipe your cum on her forehead and say “Simba”
Adam - “Dylan heard you lion kinged that girl from last night
by Seshhead November 1, 2019
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