cucumbers and ketchup sandwich

A motel treat! You ever stay somewhere that when you ask for the wifi password they give you a cigarette burn? You ever look upon the paint peeling ceiling has you hear the new hour renters banging the walls in and ask yourself - how did I end up here? That’s the time for a gourmet cucumbers and ketchup sandwich! It’s exactly what it sounds like. No more. No less. Is that mold on the bread? Who cares! They have cucumber and ketchup sandwiches!

“This motel is like the best motel that you can go to! It is literally the best place in the world. I even got a cucumbers and ketchup sandwich! I GOT A REAL CUCUMBERS AND KETCHUP SANDWICH! That's insane! And I used the bathroom! A REAL BATHROOM!“ -Poutine Man, Yelp, November 2020 Kenvin’s Motel St. Petersburg

by TheBeanJuicer November 1, 2023

Tuna and ketchup

When a woman on her period happens to have a fishy minge

Fuck me, how has he managed to cope with tuna and ketchup.

by Obedient Kitten 23 March 1, 2024

Try the ketchup motherfucker

This is a phrase widespread in the Linkin Park community. The phrase is a misheard lyric from the song “When they come for me” by Linkin Park, Where Mike Shinoda says “Try to catch up motherfucker”. Many people misheard this line as “Try the ketchup motherfucker”. It’s also comical with many people joking that they will try Mike Shinoda’s “ketchup” or Mike Shinoda “poisoned” the ketchup etc. The phrase is used randomly as it is in the song.

“Ok I will try the ketchup motherfucker”

by Theurbandictionarydude October 19, 2025

smack the bottom of the ketchup bottle

When you have sex with someone and the next day they start their period

I would, but last night you smack the bottom of the ketchup bottle

by wurldeater August 24, 2020