High School Student 1: hey Joshua, who's that brown lad making out with Ashley?
Joshua: thats focking Juan mate
High School Student 1: oh fuck, i'm scared of that guy
Joshua: thats focking Juan mate
High School Student 1: oh fuck, i'm scared of that guy
by turtle_my_urtle April 6, 2019
Get the Juanmug. 
A guy who is very retarded, threatened to shoot down the school trying to frame someone else. Got deported for 2 weeks, was beat up by his parents and big brother who raped him very hard he couldn't sit down for days. Says he dated a girl who was actually a guy. Always says he is dating girls which are probably all dudes. Says he owned black ops 6, but said he didn't cz someone almost told his brother who would have beat him Likes to vape. Got called by security during class when trying to hide a vape who's was a girl's. Dropping the vape in front of security guard while trying to hide it. Dumbass saved himself by allowing a search. Everyone bullied his bitch ass.
by eddie_is_dumb69 December 10, 2024
Get the Eddie, Speddie, Niggie, Eddie Juan Gaylord IImug. One of the best people you’ll meet. Don’t underestimate them. They’ll hold a grudge for a little but once they let their walk down they’re the most funniest, kind, and loving person you’ll meet. Could be stubborn at some times lol
i love you Juan <3
by :)))<33 July 29, 2021
Get the Juanmug. by Johsndi December 25, 2018
Get the Juanmug. Juan's Magic Trick is when you and your partner (preferable male) shove a whole jar of Ragu into your asshole. After 2 1/2 minutes the jar will evaporate. Make sure to plug up your asshole so none of the Ragu falls out then get your partner and open up his foreskin. You need to pull out the butt plug and let the Ragu pour into his foreskin. After that tie up your partners foreskin for 3 weeks and then once you untie it the Ragu will be gone
by Ragu God October 16, 2022
Get the Juan's Magic Trickmug. by DoSeyWasTaken September 9, 2020
Get the Juanmug.