The sexual act of reaching into a man's pants, removing his penis, and rubbing it against the zipper of your jeans.
We started making out, then she climbed on top of me, unzipped my fly, and gave me a Jones Job. It was like rubbing my dick against a cheese grater.
by Pete's Dad December 13, 2010
Get the Jones Jobmug. A Jimmy Job is when you do something on the rush, in other words, an improvised thing. A more formal equivalent expression would be To do something on the run
In Sense8 Season 2 episode 3 when Sun was breaking out of prison Nomi and her friend Bug were trying to hack the system, then Nomi asked bug :
Nomi: Bug?
Bug: I got something. Bit of a jimmy-job
Nomi: Bug?
Bug: I got something. Bit of a jimmy-job
by Plitz June 15, 2018
Get the jimmy-jobmug. by ii elimination December 15, 2019
Get the Kim Jobmug. The act of sliding ones geintals in the crevice of another person, i.e.back of knee, inner elbow, armpit, etc. This is a sexual act that breakd down the barriers and leads to a closer freakier crevice sexual relationship. Also known as CJ's.
John: Yo, Jess gave me the best crevice job ever last night. The inside of her elbow is so smooth.
Luke: Dude you're so lucky!
Luke: Dude you're so lucky!
by Anon345678 April 11, 2014
Get the crevice jobmug. It is a term in erotic (usually animated) that has someone of smaller stature pleasure a penis big as or bigger than his/her by holding onto them and rub against it.
The submissive partner would rub his/her body against the penis' large stature with the partner's naked/clothed body. Licking the head of the gargantuan penis is also allowed in a 'bodyjob'.
A Bodyjob can happen by either a normal-sized person's penis being pleasured by a very small partner or a gargantuan partner being pleasured by a normal-sized person.
The submissive partner would rub his/her body against the penis' large stature with the partner's naked/clothed body. Licking the head of the gargantuan penis is also allowed in a 'bodyjob'.
A Bodyjob can happen by either a normal-sized person's penis being pleasured by a very small partner or a gargantuan partner being pleasured by a normal-sized person.
"That fairy may have been tiny, but damn, she started rubbing against my cock and licking my head till I came...it was like a...a...a "body job".
by Gentleman ChapNuts April 17, 2013
Get the Body Jobmug. The precursor to the term "blow job". some time in the past people would refer to the act as a "below job" since it was done "down there". When spoken quickly it often sounds like blowjob thus creating that term.
Hey Johnny, I had a swell time last night! Why don't we hop in your Edsel and I give you a below job.
by A. Roy August 10, 2006
Get the below jobmug. When someone goes to the bathroom and leaves the door open because they have little time before they shit/pee themselves.
It's called that way because the colosseum has no doors.
It's called that way because the colosseum has no doors.
Dude 1: Last night I really had to go. I was about to shit my self so I did a Colosseum Job.
Dude 2: Ew, get away from me you sick bastard.
Dude 2: Ew, get away from me you sick bastard.
by cjredskin September 13, 2009
Get the Colosseum Jobmug.