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Chelsea Jones

Chelsea Jones is a pretty freaking awesome hooker. She can do everything but toe touches, cause she's just that AMAZING. Band Geek. Doesn't match her socks. Jolynn, Mercy, Justin & Jessica are her main skanks. =
Me - Daaaaaaaang look at Chelsea Jones.
SOMEONEELESE -- I know, I'd tap that.
Me - me too.
by thedefinitionofchelsea. February 13, 2010
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Al Jones

When a person, primarily a female, acts like a complete slut. This can be accomplished by several actions, including but not limited to: hooking up with someone who is in a relationship, stealing a boyfriend/girlfriend, having sex (a lot), loving to give oral sex, breaking up with her partner because the sex is not up to par, loving to be on bottom during intercourse, giving an orgasmic hug, or just being completely legit.
Kim: Wow, did you hear that new rumor?
Josh: The one about Katie giving examples on how to give head?
Kim: Yeah!
Jake: Yeah, she definitely pulled an Al Jones.
by J-Sac January 25, 2010
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Jon Jones

A queen, but won't admit it. If you call him a queen he may throw his pink hairbrush at the floor, sits sulking ALL the time and has an unhealthy and quite honestly DISGUSTING obsesssion with his own manhood.
Last night Jon Jones got called a dick head, after a rather large diva tantrum, which involved sitting on the kitchen floor claiming to have claustrophobia, he went and sat in the snow sulking for 2 hours in his pyjamas. That's a real Jon Jones.
by ram ram ram3 January 1, 2009
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dallin jones

whoa, dallin got laid last night? i bet it was a man.
by nick May 19, 2004
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hindiana jones

A friendly term used univiversally to describe persons originating from the India subcontinent. Although the phrase resembles "Indiana Jones", it is know way shape of form related to the ficitional adventurer. They are very much the real deal The term is known for its versatility as it can be directed as a put down, "Check out hinidiana jones over there (snigger), I would sure like to do some ethnic violence agaisnt him because he is a minority", or in more lightnearted way, "dont worry hindiana jones, if you get attacked by the mysterious but poorly-endowed calboner, I've got your back"
slumdog 1:man I wish my hygeine was better

slumdog2: nah man, we're hindiana jones'

(Hi 5)
by kungfujew777 June 11, 2009
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Ryan Jones

When a young adult enters a disabled toilet leaving them vulnerable. His mates open the door whilst he tries to hide his package.
Hey Ryan Jones was trying to hide his package earlier!
by Blackdidi September 24, 2018
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hit the jones

1:Man, last night she let me hit the jones
2: O shit son
by David Hope April 2, 2008
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