jew tree

1) item used for hanging jewelry on to. usually a random item on night stand, and bathroom counter (not a dish) which accumulates bracelets, hair ties, earrings and the like.

2) a jewish person's christmas tree with lame, non-personalized, or otherwise non-traditional ornamentation.

When I knocked over the lotion bottle on the counter... her watch , earrings, bracelets all fell off the jew tree.

by DirtyWaterbury September 7, 2016

spittin' jew

speaking jewish.

yo, you spit jew?

yeah of course im kosher, so stop kaveching on me.

hey, daniel, isaac is spittin' jew.

by SpittingKosher February 23, 2009

yung jew

A hot nigga who finesses shit. He also has a big dick. He is also a Jew gang gang

Yung Jew will take all your hoes

by Curious Boi November 14, 2017

Pocket Jew

A wallet, something that holds your money that fits in your pockets.

John: Oh no, I lost my pocket jew!
Sally: Your what?
John: My pocket jew!

by Seth Woods April 20, 2018

Jew Pole

A post or pole used to erect an object for a temporary amount of time. Often Alder or maple saplings.

Hey Kyle get the Jew Pole and stand that C sucker up under the tarp

by Aspadesaspade November 29, 2022

Jew salad

The string like hair hanging from a Jews hat

Hey Mike !! Look at the jew salad on that jew !

by Major toasty May 30, 2018

jew jacking

A STINGY HAND JOB

MARIA WAS JEW JACKING ME BY ONLY USING TWO FINGERS WHEN RUBBING ME OUT

by lebo86 March 7, 2017