kettle iron

The gungy material found around the genetalia of girls who don't subscribe to the theory of personal hygiene. Bears an uncanny resemblance to limescale that forms in the bottom of a kettle - hence kettle iron. See also, fanny batter

Bob was about to tuck into a tasy fish supper, when he noticed Jayne's kettle iron

by Mista O August 7, 2006

Eating iron

To eat dicks or S a D

Malc malc loves eating iron

by Malcmalc July 21, 2014

Iron Lung

A man with the capability to smoke joint after joint

"Dude, I've got a bruised lung after smoking with Jorden "Iron Lung" Collins"

by Akuji September 16, 2015

iron blaster

Shotgun

Pass me the iron blaster I'm gonna blast these faggots

by Shotgun October 15, 2015

Iron man

Dead

Iron man is dead that means no coming back

by I...am...Ironman May 10, 2019

Iron man

A legend played by Robert Downey jr. With a key line I am Iron Man facing against Thanos. Has a daughter Morgan Stark and his wife pepper potts also mentor of spider-man

He said good bye to his father in endgame but sacrificed himself for others, he is a true hero. We will forever love him 3000 . He is the reason for Marvel success and the success of avengers winning thanos

#ironman #avengers #endgame #iloveyou3000

Iron Man , Tony stark, is an absolute legend

by Iron man is love June 16, 2019

Stock iron

A derogatory term used to describe players in the video game Minecraft that are wearing full unenchanted iron armor as opposed to something better such as enchanted diamond armor. It is often used in PvP game modes such as UHCs.

xX_MinecraftGod_Xx (wearing full enchanted diamond armor): lol kill that dude he’s just a stock iron
TryhardLuke72 (also full enchanted diamond): ok lol, brb
Stock iron: *gets absolutely obliterated in 2 seconds by TryhardLuke72’s diamond sword*

by Idc48374927 February 6, 2020