My 2 inch defeater

Your 2 inch penis.

Friend: MATH!!

Me: My 2 inch defeater can whirl around and shit

by GoGo_Gadget March 15, 2025

11 and a half inches

A really big dong.

Emma’s day dong is 11 and a half inches.

by EmsyXx October 10, 2020

Invisible inch

An extra inch of penis, located at the base, that is exposed when pushing down the surrounding fat.

I called Victoria over so I could get some stink on my twink, and she didn't look that scared when I showed her the meat so I made sure to give her the invisible inch. My neighbors called the cops and when they came I answered the door wearing nothing but her nuva ring.

by LubedChode November 22, 2021

Inch

Commenly refereed to as an hour of sleep from people in the financial industry; or the length of your appendage

“Severe lack of inches last night lads”
“An abundance of inches had over the weekend”

by Supertuscan88 September 9, 2018

Inch

Huge to some people, tiny to others.

Some people say if you give them an inch they take a mile. Lucky for some of us we're Irish, so they won't be taking too much or getting too far.

by Solid Mantis January 16, 2021

nine inch nail

1. A word for a member of the band Nine Inch Nails. Properly capitalized in order to signify that it's pertaining to NIN.

2. A dick that's nine inches.

1. Trent Reznor's my favorite Nine Inch Nail.

2. That's quite the nine inch nail you've got there.

by Tako#2739 August 17, 2021

3/16th 8 inch beam

The term "3/16th 8 inch beam" doesn't even have to refer to a beam thats 3/16th of an inch and 8 inches long. It simply refers to the most important part of any type of project.

"Hey John, go get the 3/16th 8 inch beam from the back of the truck" (In this case John is going to go get the most important part of the sink he is installing, the sink drain.)

by Knotgod July 3, 2025