when one sticks his soft penis into a bottle, vacuum, or any type of object where a penis should never go and jerks off with a softy.
by ballzachteabagger June 25, 2009
Mom: what are you doing?
Boy: Bottle flipping. (He lands it upright) Oh oh oh I did it!
Mom: please stop.
Boy: Bottle flipping. (He lands it upright) Oh oh oh I did it!
Mom: please stop.
by K1517120 March 14, 2017
I'm gonna go to the bar for a bottle in front a me frontal lobotomy! Means l plan to get so drunk you will think l had brain surgery.
by I, Wreckerrr November 07, 2020
by Mizkwebb August 27, 2007
1: I'm flipping this water bottle!
1: *flips water bottle*
2: *swats water bottle from air*
1: Did you just commit water bottle rape!?
2: Yes. Yes I did.
1: *flips water bottle*
2: *swats water bottle from air*
1: Did you just commit water bottle rape!?
2: Yes. Yes I did.
by PersonSomewhere. December 23, 2016
The act of inserting Diet Coke and Mentos into a partner's rectum, then checking them into a wall (hockey style). Followed by a heart-felt apology.
No, I didn't see the Maple Leafs game yesterday. I was too busy giving Suzie a canadian bottle rocket.
by ringoctopus March 10, 2015
When arguing with someone and the other party distracts the topic by resorting to appeals of emotion, belief and other logical fallacies.
The conversation gets caught in a loop. As it reads on the back of a shampoo bottle at the end of the instructions...rinse and repeat.
The conversation gets caught in a loop. As it reads on the back of a shampoo bottle at the end of the instructions...rinse and repeat.
"X must exist. I just saw a poll that says 90% of all Americans believe in X."
"99% of everyone once thought the world was flat. They had no evidence and were proven wrong by people who sought the truth."
"X must exist! If X did not exist, then the world would be a horrible place!"
"You'll be able to move on. Its only in your mind that X influences your life."
"I acknowledge that I have no argument for the existence of X. However, I have a great desire for X to exist. Therefore I accept that X exists."
"This is like arguing with a shampoo bottle. You're stuck in a loop of rinse and repeat."
"99% of everyone once thought the world was flat. They had no evidence and were proven wrong by people who sought the truth."
"X must exist! If X did not exist, then the world would be a horrible place!"
"You'll be able to move on. Its only in your mind that X influences your life."
"I acknowledge that I have no argument for the existence of X. However, I have a great desire for X to exist. Therefore I accept that X exists."
"This is like arguing with a shampoo bottle. You're stuck in a loop of rinse and repeat."
by Dread Pirate Skeptic June 08, 2014