When you accidentally Dutch oven yourself when going to take a shit. Occurs when you're standing in front of the toilet to pull your pants down and then you fart... then you immediately sit down on the toilet to shit but your face is now where your butt just was when you just farted a couple seconds earlier.
Goddamn it, I had two cups of coffee and a bowl of yogurt with fiber cereal this morning and had to shit really bad. Then I inadvertently gave myself a Dutch Landing.
by G. Godsey February 24, 2023
When a wrinkly old man who does not shower dips his dirty ball bag in his beer to make it a brown and dirty color.
Holy fucking fuck balls David, this beer tastes like a Dutch tea.
Shut up and drink your dirty ball water Garrett you curly headed fuck.
Shut up and drink your dirty ball water Garrett you curly headed fuck.
by Van Dammit February 25, 2015
by EmptyAnnex August 22, 2018
by Jack Nackerson June 17, 2019
When your friend hands you the bong even though it's pretty much kicked to the point most wouldn't even bother to hit it, but your mama taught you not to be wasteful so you torch that mother fucker until the ash is white as snow.
Comes from the stereotype that the Dutch are thrifty.
Comes from the stereotype that the Dutch are thrifty.
by kell_drogo March 03, 2018
A "vacation" to "Amsterdam" during "Valentine's Day", that can never be talked about again. It's like "what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas", but probably raunchier and less suitable for work.
by Zombiefruit February 06, 2019
Matted hair that forms across the arsehole, usually created as a result of sweating during exercise or manual work.
Named after the resemblance to strings on a guitar in front of the sound hole.
Named after the resemblance to strings on a guitar in front of the sound hole.
by Throbbing Tromboner March 04, 2022