hyperlinguisitcalism

The belief that the use of big words in order to achieve success in convincing someone a useless point in an argument to make them feel less intelligent will always work. (And it does).

Mr. Muhovich is very strong in his beliefs of hyperlinguisitcalism.

Your aerobic aerodynamic monkies prove no provincal point that permutates anywhere from the originating topic and thus shall be declared void and null.

by M. Dawg February 28, 2007

hyperjacked

Being virtually dragged through cyberspace under duress to unintended or undesireable hyperlinks by surreptitious and deceptive means.

Clicking on a link with a header or information seemingly indicating what you are interested in, only to find yourself hyperjacked to a unrelated web page(s) or linkleach
Typing in the obvious URL that a company would use only to find yourself hyperjacked to some linkleach trying to profit from some company name or product name.

by Kevin Madsen January 9, 2008

hyperaw

Being extremely hyper, usually after eating too many pixy stix. Usually has a numbing effect, making you raw.

I was so hyperaw last night, I didn't even know you smacked my arm hard enough to give me a bruise.

by Emoooo January 9, 2008

hyperphony

an extreme case of phoniness usually exhibited by celebrities who preach on about fashionable topics such as poverty or environment and yet do nothing personally to support the cause which they claim to be in favor of.

Al Gore is a prime hyperphony for his huge carbon footprint while calling on the rest of us to reduce our footprint.

by dunnro1 January 25, 2008

hypermileage

The excessive or above normal miles per gallon rate achieved by using hypermiling driving habits.

By coasting downhill my hypermileage was 10 miles per gallon better than normal

by hyper miler June 9, 2008

Hyperclick

1. Indiscriminately clicking options on a computer system in the hopes of getting a desired result.

2. Indiscriminately clicking options on a computer system that causes undesired results.

Dude, just hyperclick on the mail server and pray that it comes back online.

Oh man, I hyperclicked and deleted all your data by accident.

by Chumbecketgutz January 13, 2009

hyperblink

The rapid blinking of a car's turn signals caused by the bulb dying. Meant to alert the driver to replace the bulb, although many people do not know this. Very annoying to those in the car and those in a car behind the hyperblinking car.

Friend 1: Hey--why is your turn signal blinking at rapid speed?

Friend 2: I just have hyperblink 'cause the bulb is dying. Gotta get it fixed.

by Suzibella June 20, 2010