hanging ham

when a womans vaginal lips are massive and hanging down all floppy. Like a ham, hanging

Person 1: so howd it go wiv dat lass last nite?
person 2: ah man i was gna but i couldnt find her entrance coz of her gnarly hanging ham

by My name it is... i dont know November 4, 2008

ham sandwich

a groupie.

The band had a couple of ham sandwiches after the show.

by A.Lee.Ass May 4, 2011

ham sammich

what life really is.

life is a ham sammich.

by Icklebo June 22, 2005

Ham Radio

A two way radio device for short and long distance communication. There are many ham operators around the world and most ham radios are able to talk around the world depending on the solar and ionosphereic conditions. A license is required to operate these devices.

I was on my Ham Radio today and talked to a jerk in Russia.

by WolfMan April 22, 2005

ham hogs

girl with fat legs and/or fat calves.

Wow, look at the ham hogs on her

by Ham lover May 24, 2012

packing ham

Being a stupid, fat person. Giving off annoying vibes and pissing off people around you. Originate from a girl who got chased around by dogs, and it was assumed that she had ham in her pocket. Packing ham. Thank the Harry Potter fandom.

Some people I met yesterday night were definately packing ham, as they pissed the hell out of me and my friends.

by Aysel November 14, 2005

Baltimore Ham

A slang term used for "watermellon" It is somewhat racist towards black people, implying that they cannot afford real ham, and that they have watermellon a lot.

Black Child: daddy can we please have ham for dinner
Black Man: sry sugar we cant afford a real ham. we'll have some watermellon and fried chicken instead. That stuffs baltimore ham!

by HorseLoverTry5 April 13, 2009