man juice plasma grenade

shave your pubes and then you nut in the pubes and mix it together and throw it in some bitches face!!

sue: hey hank whats that in your hand?

hank: its my man juice plasma grenade bitch!
(throws the man juice plasma grenade in Sue's face)
sue: MY EYES!!!!!!!!!

by Vince! April 06, 2008

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Puerto Rican Hand Grenade

A sexual act where Person A defecates into their own hand and throws it at Person B's face

Person A: I'm going to give you a Puerto Rican Hand Grenade.

Person B: Fuck that.

by NICK-P November 20, 2009

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fall on the grenade

When My Matron walks in on me wanking in the showers.

Sorry mache..I'll get you a towel!

by Wilt Chamberlin's Penis Lives on My Groin! September 18, 2003

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St. Patty's Day Grenade

When you throw a McDonald's Shamrock Shake into a large crowd of people on St. Patty's day, resulting in a large crowd looking like it has been covered in a green semen. What might happen if a leprechaun skeets on 5th avenue in Manhattan.

1:"Watch this."
(throws shamrock shake into crowd)
2:"Oh my God. It looks like a leprechaun skeeted on them"
1:"That would be a St. Patty's Day Grenade."

by Mr. Charles McMeaty March 13, 2011

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Counter Strike Grenade Cocksucker

When your playing Counter Strike and your friend keeps throwing grenades like an asshole. Typically a friend trying to establish his manhood in a game meant for people with no lives.

Another grenade? That guy is a Counter Strike Grenade Cocksucker!!!!!!

by Mike2016 April 05, 2020

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