Formaldehyde infested grape 

An uncommonly used insult. It can replace an other insult. If people don't know what you're saying, repeat it. It doesn't matter

Liv:Oh god, I hate him

Allister: Yah he's such a formaldehyde infested grape

Formaldehyde infested grape by A.Spooks February 24, 2019

Peel me a grape 

A peeled grape is used to stimulate a women fun parts.

Hey big boy peel me a grape and we'll start there.

Peel me a grape by Pauly Pepper April 23, 2022

Bust a Grape 

(male slang): for a man to masterbate or 'jack-off' where one of his testicles 'busts'

I'm gonna 'bust a grape' on my girlfriend

Bust a Grape by Geepers1 March 26, 2011

Long Beach (NY) Grape Fest 

1. n. When a guy puts a large number grapes in his mouth than spits them out into girl's vagina and proceeds to crush them in their with his schlong.

2. n. When a girl puts a large number grapes in her vagina than takes them out and puts them in a guy's ass and proceeds to crush them in their with her strap-on.

3. n. When a girl feeds a guy grapes while watching the Super Bowl (in the same way as Cameron Diaz feeding Alex Rodriguez in Super Bowl XLV)

4. n. When a guy puts a large number grapes in his mouth than spits them out into another guy's ass and proceeds to crush them in their with the first guy's schlong.

5. n. When a person sticks grapes in one of their body's holes and then takes them out and puts them in someone's mouth and crushes them with either a strap-on or a schlong usually used after lost bets.

The guy gave the girl a Long Beach (NY) Grape Fest and she was queefing out grape skin for a month.

After Kyle lost the bet to Alec he was scarred for life after Alec made him have the Long Beach (NY) Grape Fest preformed on him.

Long Beach (NY) Grape Fest by Eye Lik Dong March 1, 2011

They Did Surgery On A Grape 

Meme started by Hailey.Wisch in the group “crop your screenshots you godless heathen”

Exists to be obnoxious, the inside joke of many FaceBook groups.

Stephanie: Hey what’s up with the grape surgery?

Hailey: They Did Surgery On A Grape
Stephanie: Yeah but why do I keep seeing it everywhere?

Hailey: They Did Surgery On A Grape

They Did Surgery On A Grape by BootyOverlord67 November 26, 2018

Surgery on a grape 

When someone does surgery on a grape

Oh no! We have to do surgery on a grape!

Surgery on a grape by IdidSurgeryOnAGrape November 23, 2018

Date Grape Koolaid 

An example of the rape culture in America. The name of a beverage from The Daiquiri Factory that attempts to *poke fun* at date rape. Their next flavors will include Roofie-Colada and Cherry Popper. rape culture, sexual assault

"Date Grape Koolaid" is not a clever or funny name because it is offensive to rape survivors and condones sexual assault.

Date Grape Koolaid by UrbanTalker June 14, 2014