Why I left buzzfeed

A phrase typically used in YouTube titles, to parody ex-buzzfeed employee videos.
YouTube title: Why I left buzzfeed!?
Actual Video: Overwatch gameplay.
by InfowarsAlexJones March 25, 2017
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why do you read this

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why is it so cold in here?

a saying that is frequently said when a patient knows that the doctor (usually female) is about to look at his penis.
1.) doc.: alright well that is all done all i have to do is...
patient: why is it so cold in here?
doc: look at your genitals

2.) guy 1: dude i had to get surgery yesterday
guy 2: oh dude that sucks! were there any hot doctors?
guy 1: yeah there was a wicked hot female doctor there
guy 2: awesome
guy 1: yeah and like right after she asked to see my genitals i said "why is it so cold in here"
guy 2: oh dude what did she say?
guy 1: she was like sir just pull down your pants
guy 2: wow
guy 1: yeah and then she said well by the look of things you have nothing to be self-conscious about.
guy 2: no she didn't
guy 1: yeah she did and then she started to stroke my dick. i though i was about to get a boner right then and there
guy 2: alright new subject...
by my name is a secret dude December 16, 2010
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why am i single?

MIke: why am I single?
Joe: no one loves you mike that's why your single!!!!!!
by U_nom_ December 11, 2017
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Why are we still here

A: Just to suffer.
Idk what to put here
i just placed this here, just because UrbDic told me to do it: why are we still here
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Why is the book so sad?

"Why is the book so sad?" is a joke/ riddle for children.
It appeared in Terminator: the Sarah Connor chronicles.
He said "Why is the book so sad?" and then, he laught.
by mooninthedark December 16, 2008
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who shot john and why

The phrase "who shot John, and why" is commonly used to describe yourself or someone else when you/they look like a hot mess
Why does Jessica looks like who shot John and why?

I looked in the mirror and realized I looked like who shot john and why.
by iwanttoflingmyselfintothesun February 20, 2018
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