Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing On Rainbows

The best thing you could imagine because Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing On Rainbows are things only seen in dreams and sometimes TV shows and films. They are quick, smart, loyal and fat.

Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing On Rainbows is my favourite YouTube song.

by WWEFIFA_Rhys August 5, 2018

donkey fluffer

Someone who prepares a donkey for a donkey show.

Arrogant asshole Dr. Woods is a donkey fluffer.

by Steve March 30, 2005

fluffer

(noun) a person in the adult entertainment industry whose job it is to give male porno stars blowjobs in order to get them ready to perform.

Where's my fucking fluffer, goddammit!

by secho January 18, 2003

fluffing my garfield

the act of pleasuring ones self useing digiatl (with your hands) stimulation. same as bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker and yanking the crank.

*picks up phone at last second* oh hey eric, sorry i was fluffing my garfied

by Xaviance-lord of riverdance April 25, 2004

Emotional Fluffer

Similar to friends with emotional benefits. More commonly a boyfriend/girlfriend without the rewards. Typically a guy/girl friend used for the emotional benefit out of a relationship, while the physical benefit is being taken care of by another guy/girl one has no emotional connection to.

Nick: I'm your emotional fluffer; I'm there whenever you need a guy. You want a cup of tea, I'll make it, you lose your phone, I'll call it.
Jess: You're my friend! That's what friends do.
Nick: I'm your boyfriend without the rewards.

by spjwhisperer October 11, 2012

fluffier

In the porn industry a paid stage hand so to speak who's job duties and description include but are not limited to getting the porn star erect and ready for his stage performance Techniques are likely to include rubbing sucking fondling pumping jacking the actor off to a point shirt of orgasm and applying makeup and lubricant as directed.

Porn star Big king James prefers Maria as his fluffier because with little time and effort she can have him ready for show time.

by Sluse-Pad May 4, 2014

fluffy fingers

The act of tickling a rival gang member who has messed with you, he will tickle you back and pretty soon you both will be laughing so hard that you will forget all about the problem between you. (The Office)

"You been in any gangs?"
"Yeah... Crips, Bloods, Latin Kings. All of them."
"How do you resolve disputes?"
"Fluffy fingers!"

by StaRJ May 1, 2008