benjamin franklin middle school

A public school that takes things way to seriously. They can't even figure out how to deal with bottle flipping so they ban it. Teachers are okay but like it's all annoying. Known to be one of the best school districts in New Jersey, they still have no idea how to set up a school. Cliques and shit are way to desperate and the students are rich kids that don't know how to appreciate Ridgewood so they bash it and go to New York for smoothies at that rich ass sugar factory.

Person 1: "you go to bfms?"
Person 2: "ya exactly, I listen to people talk shit about shattering dreams with alcohol and shit." Benjamin Franklin middle school

by Pseudonymcreator December 10, 2016

Lawaun Franklin

A stupid ass mother fuck who can't get a girl because he looks and acts like a second grader TAKE THAT BITCH!!

Hey lawaun franklin it's rain

by CLC.Claire June 15, 2017

Spanky Franklin

When a man decides it's a good time to mash his cock with the kitchen utensils. The origin is from Ancient Egypt when the first spoon was invented. A man beat his dong to a pulp and he never came back from it.

"Jesus Jerry, Why did you give yourself a Spanky Franklin?"

"Well Sam, My wife left me, I lost my job, and my kids died."

by BonerSlap June 21, 2017

Anne Franking

When the cops turn up and you have to hide with the alcohol/drugs in the attic.

"Bitch where the fuck you at?"
"I'm Anne Franking! The cops are here"

by Sammy-b1 September 27, 2017

aaliyah franklin

She can dance she is a good friend.She likes girls she can rap and sing she is not scared of nobody she's unbreakable she's unreplaceable she know a lot of famous people she also love to watch free town she can cook anything thing she can really do nails

Aaliyah Franklin is the best of all

by Destiny roberson April 23, 2018

Ann Franking

When your uncle is chasing you to play in his van you will hide in the attic in a similar way to Anne frank during WW2

“Where’s James”
“He’s Ann Franking because his uncle came over

by My dead dog March 10, 2018

hydro-flasking

the process of covering something in an obnoxious array of stickers

After I put the tape over my webcam, I got carried away and started hydro-flasking my entire laptop.

by FresnoNightcrawler March 14, 2019