filthy 5k

Running a 5k and then immediately proceeding to receive oral, leaving your sweating crotch stench all over your partners face.

I surprised my girl with a filthy 5k and she threw up all over my nuts.

by anonymous October 15, 2020

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Filthy Harrison

Fucking a girl until she passes out then ejaculating on her eyes so when she comes to she is blind for a little bit

I just did a filthy harrison last night

by Alex thicc February 8, 2021

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When a person who looks like 250 lbs of chewed bubble gum, and thinks they are a fitness expert because they go to Planet Fitness once a week, tells you they are bulking up by eating nothing but trash. The Filthy Bulk is different from the Dirty Bulk is that, in addition to the terrible foods you're consuming, you have a permanent stink that offends every other living creature on earth. These individuals claim that they will eventually go through a cutting phase, but it almost never happens. And when they do lose weight, they still look like a piece of shit. Another annoying habit of this ilk is that they act like fitness experts and look for any ear they can find to tell them about their "healthy" habits.

B claimed to be lifting heavy weights to bulk up prior to a cutting phase, but his ostensilunchable was just a filthy bulk. What a sack of shit!

by Fuqtoo February 4, 2023

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Filthy Fred

The act of inserting meat of your choice(preferably chicken) up the nearest staff member.

Worker 1: Oh no Greg is at it again.
Worker 2: Is it the Filthy Fred?
Worker 3: Dats hot.

Teacher 1: SAM!
Sam: No!

by Chicken Nugget Flipper November 24, 2021

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Filthy Wilcher

Someone who is loath to participate in group work; I.E.

"I was attending a training yesterday? And none of the people at my table wanted to help develop the presentation! They were a bunch of filthy wilchers."

by LAP2385 March 18, 2008

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